Topic: [ANN] UnicornHasher AS FEATURED ON THE COVER OF BUSINESS INSIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - page 4. (Read 8784 times)
January 12, 2014, 08:55:48 PM
I am sorry but is this right? i just ordered one and this arrived about 2 hours later! I have plugged in and all it does is moan. Please help me my wife is a little concerned.
January 12, 2014, 08:48:43 PM
Okay, as gnar1ta$ is knocking our product, it's time to reveal all about what a uni-scam UnicornHasher is.
Although the concept drawings look cute and amazing - here is the REAL UnicornHasher.
Photo leaked from the actual UnicornHasher production line:
The real thing is not so cute, eh?
As you can clearly see, it is a modified My Little Pony, not a baby unicorn! Modified? More like mutilated!
Don't be fooled guys. To get 50Th, they would have to push this little pony much faster than it was ever designed totrot hash. It's just not possible.
I can reveal that these modified ponies go up in smoke at only 3TH, (as in the photo). At 3.5TH, they melt and make bitcoin miners cry.
Avoid this scam and put your bitcoin on Uranus. Fully tested and functional at 5TH (+-100%)! Shipping today!
Although the concept drawings look cute and amazing - here is the REAL UnicornHasher.
Photo leaked from the actual UnicornHasher production line:
The real thing is not so cute, eh?
As you can clearly see, it is a modified My Little Pony, not a baby unicorn! Modified? More like mutilated!
Don't be fooled guys. To get 50Th, they would have to push this little pony much faster than it was ever designed to
I can reveal that these modified ponies go up in smoke at only 3TH, (as in the photo). At 3.5TH, they melt and make bitcoin miners cry.
Avoid this scam and put your bitcoin on Uranus. Fully tested and functional at 5TH (+-100%)! Shipping today!
January 12, 2014, 08:29:04 PM
I think the idea is to get Bitcoins out of Uranus...
And there are product reviews here for Unicorn hashers. I don't see any for Uranus.
January 12, 2014, 08:27:27 PM
UnicornHasher is a scam.
I've been in contact with suppliers in Narnia and they say they haven't had a single order for baby or adult unicorns from the OP.
They've also reported the OP is too old to get through the door at the back of the wardrobe, so unlikely he'll ever be able to collect.
And this is the sad part....
I've also heard OP placed a massive order for My Little Ponies recently and... it's hard to say.... glue, paint, glitter and small cardboard cones. I think it's obvious what he was planning to do
I mean, we all know that a My Little Pony has no where near the hashing power of a baby unicorn.
This is a really terrible scam.
Your best bet is to put your bitcoin on Uranus- the newest 5TH/s (+-100%) ASIC Bitcoin Miner **In Stock!**
Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!
I've been in contact with suppliers in Narnia and they say they haven't had a single order for baby or adult unicorns from the OP.
They've also reported the OP is too old to get through the door at the back of the wardrobe, so unlikely he'll ever be able to collect.
And this is the sad part....
I've also heard OP placed a massive order for My Little Ponies recently and... it's hard to say.... glue, paint, glitter and small cardboard cones. I think it's obvious what he was planning to do
I mean, we all know that a My Little Pony has no where near the hashing power of a baby unicorn.
This is a really terrible scam.
Your best bet is to put your bitcoin on Uranus- the newest 5TH/s (+-100%) ASIC Bitcoin Miner **In Stock!**
Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!
News FLasH: UnicornHasher and Uranus are own by the same person according to my expert Google-fuing. I highly recommend pre-ordering from both of them to hedge your bet.
Don't listen to Avenger, we are no longer working for the same people...ideological differences. The way he treated the pixies was awful. Unicorns are made with ethically treated pixies and only organic magic is used. The images from his assembly house are not appropriate for the children here.
January 12, 2014, 08:25:53 PM
Typical asic vendor - ignore's all the real questions! What about Narnia? What about the bulk purchase of My Little Pony + paper cones??? Are we going to get an answer?
If we don't get an answer, I have shocking and disturbing photos leaked from your production facilities, which I will post here. People need to know the truth about UnicornHasher.
Put bitcoin into Uranus
Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!
If we don't get an answer, I have shocking and disturbing photos leaked from your production facilities, which I will post here. People need to know the truth about UnicornHasher.
Put bitcoin into Uranus
Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!
January 12, 2014, 08:08:55 PM
Baby Unicorn #2 Hot off the press! Price Increased to lower demand!
As gnar1ta$ attested to and I have guaranteed the Baby Unicorn will do two things:
1. Surprise you
2. Return as much or more BTC as three day one ASIC pre-orders
3. Prevent this post from moving to off-topic by actually providing mining hardware.
.04BTC Shipped to the USA
As gnar1ta$ attested to and I have guaranteed the Baby Unicorn will do two things:
1. Surprise you
2. Return as much or more BTC as three day one ASIC pre-orders
3. Prevent this post from moving to off-topic by actually providing mining hardware.
.04BTC Shipped to the USA
January 12, 2014, 07:47:16 PM
UnicornHasher is a scam.
I've been in contact with suppliers in Narnia and they say they haven't had a single order for baby or adult unicorns from the OP.
They've also reported the OP is too old to get through the door at the back of the wardrobe, so unlikely he'll ever be able to collect.
And this is the sad part....
I've also heard OP placed a massive order for My Little Ponies recently and... it's hard to say.... glue, paint, glitter and small cardboard cones. I think it's obvious what he was planning to do
I mean, we all know that a My Little Pony has no where near the hashing power of a baby unicorn.
This is a really terrible scam.
Your best bet is to put your bitcoin on Uranus- the newest 5TH/s (+-100%) ASIC Bitcoin Miner **In Stock!**
Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!
I've been in contact with suppliers in Narnia and they say they haven't had a single order for baby or adult unicorns from the OP.
They've also reported the OP is too old to get through the door at the back of the wardrobe, so unlikely he'll ever be able to collect.
And this is the sad part....
I've also heard OP placed a massive order for My Little Ponies recently and... it's hard to say.... glue, paint, glitter and small cardboard cones. I think it's obvious what he was planning to do
I mean, we all know that a My Little Pony has no where near the hashing power of a baby unicorn.
This is a really terrible scam.
Your best bet is to put your bitcoin on Uranus- the newest 5TH/s (+-100%) ASIC Bitcoin Miner **In Stock!**
Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!
News FLasH: UnicornHasher and Uranus are own by the same person according to my expert Google-fuing. I highly recommend pre-ordering from both of them to hedge your bet.
January 12, 2014, 07:43:23 PM
ok i can be the first ?
FUck you, man! Just by asking, the queue for batch 2 started, with batch 1 sold out. At least batch 3 customers get a discount. I'm looking forward to reading the terms of the UPP.
January 12, 2014, 07:21:25 PM
UnicornHasher is a scam.
I've been in contact with suppliers inChina Narnia and they say they haven't had a single order for baby or adult unicorns from the OP.
They've also reported the OP is too old to get through the door at the back of the wardrobe, so unlikely he'll ever be able to collect.
And this is the sad part....
I've also heard OP placed a massive order for My Little Ponies recently and... it's hard to say.... glue, paint, glitter and small cardboard cones. I think it's obvious what he was planning to do
I mean, we all know that a My Little Pony has nowhere near the hashing power of a baby unicorn.
This is a really terrible scam.
Your best bet is to put your bitcoin on Uranus- the newest 5TH/s (+-100%) ASIC Bitcoin Miner **In Stock!**
Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!
I've been in contact with suppliers in
They've also reported the OP is too old to get through the door at the back of the wardrobe, so unlikely he'll ever be able to collect.
And this is the sad part....
I've also heard OP placed a massive order for My Little Ponies recently and... it's hard to say.... glue, paint, glitter and small cardboard cones. I think it's obvious what he was planning to do
I mean, we all know that a My Little Pony has nowhere near the hashing power of a baby unicorn.
This is a really terrible scam.
Your best bet is to put your bitcoin on Uranus- the newest 5TH/s (+-100%) ASIC Bitcoin Miner **In Stock!**
Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!
January 12, 2014, 06:56:28 PM
mine leaves a weird color when its hashing, is it normal ?
Now that is hilarious. But it does look like your getting all HW errors. No actual BTC in the output?
Not sure if I should move to offtopic ... or sticky.
There is an actual product in the OP that will be shipped and will hash as promised. So I don't see how it's OT.
January 12, 2014, 06:46:26 PM
Not sure if I should move to offtopic ... or sticky.
I am selling an actual custom miner so sticky?
This post serves as an actual real world example of asic manufacturers and their practices.
Also anything sent to that address that isn't refunded would go to Non-Profits serving foster children.
January 12, 2014, 06:38:05 PM
Not sure if I should move to offtopic ... or sticky.
I vote sticky. I think the payment address should be changed to a charity, and anyone stupid enough to send payment should just feel bad.
January 12, 2014, 06:37:49 PM
mine leaves a weird color when its hashing, is it normal ?
January 12, 2014, 06:33:51 PM
Not sure if I should move to offtopic ... or sticky.
January 12, 2014, 05:56:50 PM
I think someone should buy that last baby unicorn and see what kind of hardware is really in there...they may be surprised.
January 12, 2014, 05:55:14 PM
Is your product safe to use, it doesn't contain any Greek mythological parts like Trojans does it? Is it also Troll aware as there are a few of those around?
Our Unicorns are developed with parts and resources from around the globe a portion of the power supply has not been fully documented and has some reference to "the power of Zues" so I cannot guarantee against mythological contents. I believe the "Horn" glows blue when Grus Orcs or Trolls approach the device so you should be good there.
January 12, 2014, 05:48:08 PM
Is your product safe to use, it doesn't contain any Greek mythological parts like Trojans does it? Is it also Troll aware as there are a few of those around?
January 12, 2014, 05:45:34 PM
Holy crap! I just ordered 200 of these, they were delivered in 12.4 minutes. I have initiated a 51% attack against bitcoin. THANK YOU LITTLE UNICORNS!
January 12, 2014, 04:54:19 PM
The bitcoin unicorn should be the new official logo of bitcoin.org
January 12, 2014, 04:47:05 PM
Only ONE Baby Unicorn left in stock ready to ship USPS first class mail Monday morning!
See the OP for a photo.
See the OP for a photo.
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