Chillax. Feeling a bit entitled? Maybe, just maybe, the problem is you? I, and apparently many others, don't have your issues.
Besides, my miners have no problems connecting. And not sure how you expect a nondescript "doesn't work" to help solve the problem? Post some screencaps, your config file, any details other than "not working".
Annoyed is the word you were looking for. Entitled has nothing to do with it, we as miners pay them in fee and donation for their services. Obviously if it was me I wouldn't have posted as I'm not some newb. I can connect to any other mining server without issue. I don't need to post any of that crap because it's not me. It's them and since it is they know about it without me having to say anything. So the point of posts like mine is just to give them a nudge.