Funny.
"Hitler reacts to BipCoin"
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Cryptomarkets are in a turmoil
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Fluffypony is trolling Monero users
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with fake announcements
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Sumokoin has a 10% premine
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While Aeon blockchain seems to be broken
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Smooth will fix Aeon soon enough
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Mein Führer...
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Smooth...
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Smooth has not been able to fix Aeon blockchain.
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The only solid Cryptonote coin is BipCoin
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Everybody who invested in OneCoin must leave now
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What the fuck is this!
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Why did nobody tell me about BipCoin earlier?
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Completely private transactions!
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A coin that can be mined with a home PC
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No premine, no instamine, no ICO!
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This is everything a cryptocurrency should be!
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While you fuckers dumped all my ETH on GDAX for pennies.
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How am I going to invest in BipCoin now?
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Mein Führer, it was a mistake, I did not mean -
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And then you sold our mining rig on Ebay!
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Well, with ETH is going to POS soon
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Nobody even knows how many ETH there are going to be
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It's a fucking scam!
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You were taken for a ride
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with your head so high up your ass
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while the real opportunity was there all the time
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We could have been mining BipCoin all this time
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But you had to chase some stupid pipedream
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If only I had not been so trusting
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I bet everybody else has been mining BipCoin - even Stalin
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So, is it all over now. We have no hashrate left
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Even our Nicehash wallet is empty
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And everybody in Europe knows about BipCoin now
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We could have been mining it for months
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Fast transactions, true privacy...
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That's everything I have ever wanted from an altcoin
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But you were too stupid to see the opportunity
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We could pay everything with BipCoin
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Finally break free from the banks
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Don't worry... I have some BitCoal.
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So this is it, then
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I think I still have a Raspberry Pi somewhere
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Unless somebody sold it
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Believe it or not, that might be our only hope
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If there is anything we can learn from this shitshow...
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It is that you should never bet against cats
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Just remember that