Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”
Topic: BiPolarBob's Tell-A-Joke Round #1 (Prize: 0.12345 btc) - page 2. (Read 3604 times)
Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
One day three women went for a job interview. The man interviewing them posed all three the same question. What would you do if you found an extra €50 in on your paycheck that you shouldn’t have received? The first one said, “I’d give it back as it wasn’t mine and I wasn’t entitled to it.” When he asked the second one she replied, “I’d give it to Charity.” When he asked the third one, she was more honest and she said, “I’d keep it for myself and go out for a drink.” Which one of the three women got the job? The one with the biggest tits!
1 guy bought a box of mandarins in 2011 with a bucks of btc's
Another bought the entire shop with same amount 2 years later
I like mandarin.
Another bought the entire shop with same amount 2 years later
I like mandarin.
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”
Today I met a person whose face was looking like this - 
Me : what happened buddy ?
Person : Nothing today I asked a loan on bitcointalk
Me : oh then ?
Person : QuickSeller was the first to reply
and we all know what he replies, LOL
I know what he would reply to me. Me : what happened buddy ?
Person : Nothing today I asked a loan on bitcointalk
Me : oh then ?
Person : QuickSeller was the first to reply
and we all know what he replies, LOL
Today I met a person whose face was looking like this -
Me : what happened buddy ?
Person : Nothing today I asked a loan on bitcointalk
Me : oh then ?
Person : QuickSeller was the first to reply
and we all know what he replies, LOL
Me : what happened buddy ?
Person : Nothing today I asked a loan on bitcointalk
Me : oh then ?
Person : QuickSeller was the first to reply
and we all know what he replies, LOL
Scamcoins: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIasr2AiyZ0
:D
I know, it's old but i only found it recently and it gave me a lot of good laughs.
:DI know, it's old but i only found it recently and it gave me a lot of good laughs.
Chuck Norris fact.
Chuck Norris figured out all the private keys. Now he is working on the public ones.
Chuck Norris figured out all the private keys. Now he is working on the public ones.
A bitcoin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The bitcoin sighs and replies, "I lost my key." The bartender say, "maybe someone will find it."
Trillions of years later, no one has.
Trillions of years later, no one has.
I have a story when I entered the contest on twitterTakeMyBitcoins and when it is to the theme of Helloween and create photo Selfi scary zombie.
but I do not have a costume on it. and I ended up using the stuff that is around me. and wrap around my face to look like a zombie
and this my face after makeup LMAO
I see this is not scary but very amusing hahaa
but in the end I was really into the contest winner and prize bitcoin
https://twitter.com/TakeMyBitcoins/status/520420630353563649
but I do not have a costume on it. and I ended up using the stuff that is around me. and wrap around my face to look like a zombie
and this my face after makeup LMAO
I see this is not scary but very amusing hahaa
but in the end I was really into the contest winner and prize bitcoin
https://twitter.com/TakeMyBitcoins/status/520420630353563649
Lol, that looks rather painful. Did your face come out the same when you were done?
Pokémon (ポケモン Pokemon?, /ˈpoʊkeɪmɒn/ poh-kay-mon)[1][2] is a media franchise created by Satoshi Nakamoto in 1995. 
Reference: Wikipedia.
Quote
The Pokémon anime series and films are a meta-series of adventures separate from the canon that most of the Pokémon video games follow (with the exception of Pokémon Yellow, a game based loosely on the anime storyline). The anime follows the quest of the main character, Ash Ketchum[31] (known as Satoshi in Japan) a Pokémon Master in training, as he and a small group of friends[31] travel around the fictitious world of Pokémon along with their Pokémon partners.
Reference: Wikipedia.
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”
A soldier lost his dick in a battle. The doctors tried hard, and successfully replace his dick with imitation made of plastic from old GPU scrap material.
Three years later, the soldier's wife gave birth: three kilos of bitcoin! []http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/ngakak.gif[/img]
LOL. WTF Three years later, the soldier's wife gave birth: three kilos of bitcoin! []http://cdn.kaskus.com/images/smilies/ngakak.gif[/img]
You certainly have quite the......imagination
Man 1 : How many bitcoin does your grandfather have? Mine have 500 Bitcoins.
Man 2 : Only 500 dude? My grandfather have 1000 Bitcoins. Imagine that amount.
Man 1: Damn so many!
Man 3: Excuse me, can you please step aside. My grandfather sleeps in a room fill with bitcoins. Even his pillows are bitcoins.
Man 1 & 2 : Don't make us laugh you damn a**hole . Tell us who's your grandfather?
Man 3 : Satoshi Nakamoto
Man 2 : Only 500 dude? My grandfather have 1000 Bitcoins. Imagine that amount.
Man 1: Damn so many!
Man 3: Excuse me, can you please step aside. My grandfather sleeps in a room fill with bitcoins. Even his pillows are bitcoins.
Man 1 & 2 : Don't make us laugh you damn a**hole . Tell us who's your grandfather?
Man 3 : Satoshi Nakamoto
Boy: are you apple?
Girl : no, WHY?
Boy: because you are my APPLE of my eyes
Girl : no, WHY?
Boy: because you are my APPLE of my eyes
A soldier lost his dick in a battle. The doctors tried hard, and successfully replace his dick with imitation made of plastic from old GPU scrap material.
Three years later, the soldier's wife gave birth: three kilos of bitcoin!
Three years later, the soldier's wife gave birth: three kilos of bitcoin!
Q: How many bitcoins does it take to eat some food?
A: I don't know because the price usually fluctuates
A: I don't know because the price usually fluctuates
One day, a little boy climbing a mango tree. But suddenly , he was caught by the owner of the mango tree .
"Hey , brat . Go down you ! Taking the mango belongs to someone else as one wishes. I 'll tell your father later and you will suck it. " snapped the tree owner .
Feeling nervous , the boy looked up the tree and said , "Dad ... we found out ! "
damn ..... they are stealing together when the three owner threatens the boy to tell this accident to his father lol.
i hope you guys love my short story.
"Hey , brat . Go down you ! Taking the mango belongs to someone else as one wishes. I 'll tell your father later and you will suck it. " snapped the tree owner .
Feeling nervous , the boy looked up the tree and said , "Dad ... we found out ! "
damn ..... they are stealing together when the three owner threatens the boy to tell this accident to his father lol.
i hope you guys love my short story.
I have a story when I entered the contest on twitterTakeMyBitcoins and when it is to the theme of Helloween and create photo Selfi scary zombie.
but I do not have a costume on it. and I ended up using the stuff that is around me. and wrap around my face to look like a zombie
and this my face after makeup LMAO
I see this is not scary but very amusing hahaa
but in the end I was really into the contest winner and prize bitcoin
https://twitter.com/TakeMyBitcoins/status/520420630353563649
but I do not have a costume on it. and I ended up using the stuff that is around me. and wrap around my face to look like a zombie
and this my face after makeup LMAO
I see this is not scary but very amusing hahaa
but in the end I was really into the contest winner and prize bitcoin
https://twitter.com/TakeMyBitcoins/status/520420630353563649
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