TheButterZone thought he could sell stuff to benefit charities for BTC. The end.
*Dies laughing*
Topic: BiPolarBob's Tell-A-Joke Round #1 (Prize: 0.12345 btc) - page 3. (Read 3606 times)
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Here's my first attempt
Little Johnny
A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
"And you, Susie? " the teacher asks. Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."
BitPay, Coinbase, and MT.Gox walk into a bar. Bitpay orders a drink and the bartender says, “That’ll be $2.50.” BitPay pays and goes to walk away, but the bartender says, “Hey! You didn’t pay!” BitPay says, “Yes I did, here’s the TX ID.”
Coinbase orders a drink and the bartender says, ‘That’ll be $3.75.’ Coinbase pays and goes to walk away, but the bartender says, ‘Hey! You didn’t pay!’ Coinbase says, ‘Yes I did, here’s the TX ID.’
MtGox orders a drink and the bartender says, ‘That’ll be $8.50.’ (Cos it’s a triple caramel macchiato from Starbucks.) MtGox pays and goes to walk away, but the bartender says, ‘Hey! You didn’t pay!’ MtGox says, ‘Sorry here’s $8.50.’ And the bartender says, ‘That’ll be $12.75.’ MtGox says, ‘Sorry here’s $12.75.’ And the bartender says, ‘That’ll be $120.75.’ MtGox says, ‘Sorry here’s $120.75.’
Coinbase orders a drink and the bartender says, ‘That’ll be $3.75.’ Coinbase pays and goes to walk away, but the bartender says, ‘Hey! You didn’t pay!’ Coinbase says, ‘Yes I did, here’s the TX ID.’
MtGox orders a drink and the bartender says, ‘That’ll be $8.50.’ (Cos it’s a triple caramel macchiato from Starbucks.) MtGox pays and goes to walk away, but the bartender says, ‘Hey! You didn’t pay!’ MtGox says, ‘Sorry here’s $8.50.’ And the bartender says, ‘That’ll be $12.75.’ MtGox says, ‘Sorry here’s $12.75.’ And the bartender says, ‘That’ll be $120.75.’ MtGox says, ‘Sorry here’s $120.75.’
Stranger : do you know why BTC price so high?
Me : yes, because we hate fiat currency?
Stranger : No you wrong....!! Because Charlie BIT me has 826,841,636 views
Me : So BTC will be used by more than that Video views...huahahah
Me : yes, because we hate fiat currency?
Stranger : No you wrong....!! Because Charlie BIT me has 826,841,636 views
Me : So BTC will be used by more than that Video views...huahahah
Mr. President. What are we going to do about bitcon?
Outlaw it!!!
Sir, we own 40,000 bitcoins from the ceasure of silk road drug website
so.. technically we own fake currency that was earned by selling illegal drugs?
Yes, Mr. President
oh... in that case.. make it legal.. like we do with all fake money used for illegal activity
Outlaw it!!!
Sir, we own 40,000 bitcoins from the ceasure of silk road drug website
so.. technically we own fake currency that was earned by selling illegal drugs?
Yes, Mr. President
oh... in that case.. make it legal.. like we do with all fake money used for illegal activity
Launching now Goxcoin:
will be mined out of nowhere, won't allow you to withdraw your coins but you still will be able to trade them for a while and will send its creator to jail.
Will come with a starbuck's Frappuccino gift card if you buy more than $1M worth of Goxcoins, bought with a carded credit card
will be mined out of nowhere, won't allow you to withdraw your coins but you still will be able to trade them for a while and will send its creator to jail.
Will come with a starbuck's Frappuccino gift card if you buy more than $1M worth of Goxcoins, bought with a carded credit card
I am so broke, bitcoin price doesn't even effect me..
If I win please donate to the dabs thread helping kiddies.
Same with me
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/feed-some-children-by-dabs-donate-bitcoins-4920-meals-so-far-300631
not sure what kinda joke you're looking for. but Gleb Gamow's avatar always made me smile because it reminded me of that time when I spilled some coffee and screamed VOOD (combination of fuck+hot).
edited to correct some weird enggriz stuff.
hmm. this is bitcoin related, right?
edited to correct some weird enggriz stuff.
hmm. this is bitcoin related, right?
You are one classy BiPolar.
PS, that wasn't the joke
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.'' 
If I win please donate to the dabs thread helping kiddies.
Thank you.
PS, that wasn't the joke
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
If I win please donate to the dabs thread helping kiddies.
Thank you.
New joke: when I send bitcoin to BiPolarBob he doubles them and sends them right back to me.
Bitcoiner: Sometimes i feel that i have the worst job in the world!
Man : Ya.. Right
Bitcoiner: And now he tell us to make a Joke
Man : Ya.. Right
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That is it, Im not good make a Joke
Man : Ya.. Right
Bitcoiner: And now he tell us to make a Joke
Man : Ya.. Right
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That is it, Im not good make a Joke
In Soviet Russia, bitcoin mines YOU
Exchange rate at the moment.
I have one its 18+ dont read it if you are below that 
This is actually a translation.
So there is wife she calls here boyfriend, they are having sex when her husband comes home, She quickly hides him(boyfriend) in the fridge's Freezer, The Balls of his boyfriend get stuck in the door XD.
Husband asks what is that? She says its a bell XD
The husband goes forward and slaps it nothing happens, He than punches still nothing happens XD
He brings his hammer and hit them with it XD
(a Sounds come from the freezer) Trinng Motherfucker Trinng! XD.
Its better when its not translated
Edit:Opps didnot read the op, So i didnot know it had to be bitcoin related. Sorry.
This is actually a translation.
So there is wife she calls here boyfriend, they are having sex when her husband comes home, She quickly hides him(boyfriend) in the fridge's Freezer, The Balls of his boyfriend get stuck in the door XD.
Husband asks what is that? She says its a bell
XDThe husband goes forward and slaps it nothing happens, He than punches still nothing happens XD
He brings his hammer and hit them with it XD
(a Sounds come from the freezer) Trinng Motherfucker Trinng! XD.
Its better when its not translated
Edit:Opps didnot read the op, So i didnot know it had to be bitcoin related. Sorry.
Last one for me the most epic bitcoin joke.
chuck norris mined all bitcoins, twice.
chuck norris mined all bitcoins, twice.
I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.
You get my vote +1
Hahah, brb now it reminded me to go fap.
I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.
A bum asks a man for ฿0.002. The man says, “Will you buy booze?” The bum says, “No.” The man says, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum says, “No.” So the man says, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”
A man walks into a butcher’s shop and asks the butcher: “Are you a gambling man?” The butcher says “Yes”, so the man said: “I bet you ฿10 that you can’t reach up and touch that Beef hanging on the hooks up there.” The butcher says “I’m not betting on that.” “But I thought you were a gambling man” the man retorts. “Yes I am” says the butcher “but the steaks are too high.”
A bum asks a man for ฿0.002. The man says, “Will you buy booze?” The bum says, “No.” The man says, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum says, “No.” So the man says, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”
A man walks into a butcher’s shop and asks the butcher: “Are you a gambling man?” The butcher says “Yes”, so the man said: “I bet you ฿10 that you can’t reach up and touch that Beef hanging on the hooks up there.” The butcher says “I’m not betting on that.” “But I thought you were a gambling man” the man retorts. “Yes I am” says the butcher “but the steaks are too high.”
TheButterZone thought he could sell stuff to benefit charities for BTC. The end.
*Dies laughing*
Q:why are there only 21 million bitcoins being mined?
A: they wanna make sure everyone in china gets 1
A: they wanna make sure everyone in china gets 1
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