Topic: BiPolarBob's Tell-A-Joke Round #1 (Prize: 0.12345 btc) - page 4. (Read 3604 times)
Heres my horrible attempt #1
Payment options
Q: What do you do when youre out of paypal money to subscribe on twitch? Do you rage quit and be salty?
A: Keep Calm and click the hidden tab more payment options > select Bitcoin. (Kappa)
Payment options
Q: What do you do when youre out of paypal money to subscribe on twitch? Do you rage quit and be salty?
A: Keep Calm and click the hidden tab more payment options > select Bitcoin. (Kappa)
Q: What cryptocurrency did Chris Brown gave to Rihanna?
A: Bitcoin
A: Bitcoin
What's the difference between a newbie who is learning and a guy with many THs account on an online cloudmining company?
The newbie has a chance of get some profit.
The newbie has a chance of get some profit.
Bitcoin and Fiat meet eachother on the street.
Bitcoin greets Fiat friendly: "Hey buddy, how are you doing? Great day today isn't it?
Fiat: "meh I guess I'm ok, could've been worse. And how are you Bitcoin?"
Bitcoin: "Dangit I'm feeling terrible! Someone just dumped me!"
Bitcoin greets Fiat friendly: "Hey buddy, how are you doing? Great day today isn't it?
Fiat: "meh I guess I'm ok, could've been worse. And how are you Bitcoin?"
Bitcoin: "Dangit I'm feeling terrible! Someone just dumped me!"
Hello Bob, I hope this can make your day.
Q : What kind of car will you never see a bitcoiner driving?
A : A fiata.
Q : What kind of car will you never see a bitcoiner driving?
A : A fiata.
"Bitcoin needs to remain decentralized which is why maintaining the 1MB limit and moving daily transactions to off-chain centralized third parties is the only solution"
How many miners does it take to change a light bulb?
A million.
One miner to change it, and a million miners running in circles to determine who gets to do it.
A million.
One miner to change it, and a million miners running in circles to determine who gets to do it.
Why bitcoin is often heard in the hack , and doge not hacked ?
Because dogecoin have a dog logo , and hackers are afraid their actions smell
Because dogecoin have a dog logo , and hackers are afraid their actions smell
The other day a miner told me his GPU was close to burning out, My Advice? Drop it in the pool.
I've never been good at jokes, at least trying is what matters ^.^
I've never been good at jokes, at least trying is what matters ^.^
BULLS
Q: How do you keep bull guys BTC from charging?
A: By canceling its credit card.
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Q: How do you keep bull guys BTC from charging?
A: By canceling its credit card.
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My second joke 
I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
Does BiPolarBob have a cold storage?
No it has melted into a hot wallet from all the giveaways on Bitcointalk forum.
No it has melted into a hot wallet from all the giveaways on Bitcointalk forum.
Do vampires use bitcoin? No, they use bytecoin (bite-coin).
(This joke due to Mitchełł's Kristen Stewart obsession)
Hahaha. That's a good one! (This joke due to Mitchełł's Kristen Stewart obsession)
Clouds
Q: How much people are like clouds?
A: When they disappear it's a brigthter day.
Q: How much people are like clouds?
A: When they disappear it's a brigthter day.
The joke must be related to Bitcoins
Clouds
Q: How much people are like clouds?
A: When they disappear it's a brighter day.
Q: How much people are like clouds?
A: When they disappear it's a brighter day.
This is my own creation!
Simple yet effective. Probably not very original, but it's the best I can do.
Do vampires use bitcoin? No, they use bytecoin (bite-coin).
(This joke due to Mitchełł's Kristen Stewart obsession)
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