Topic: BiPolarBob's Tell-A-Joke Round #1 (Prize: 0.12345 btc) - page 5. (Read 3604 times)
Simple yet effective. Probably not very original, but it's the best I can do.
Here is my one liner:
This forum.
This forum.
GIRL: Where were you born?
BOY: EARTH ..
GIRL: which part?
BOY: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in EARTH .
BOY: EARTH ..
GIRL: which part?
BOY: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in EARTH .
BIT TALK
Q: What did one bit say to the other bit?
A: "Let's get together and make some bits."
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Q: What did one bit say to the other bit?
A: "Let's get together and make some bits."
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That joke bytes
BIT TALK
Q: What did one bit say to the other bit?
A: "Let's get together and make some bits."
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Q: What did one bit say to the other bit?
A: "Let's get together and make some bits."
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Q: What's the difference between a blind man using a map and a truckload of BFL Jalapeños?
A: The blind man has a chance of finding a block.
A: The blind man has a chance of finding a block.
Although many of you may have heard this, I still find it very funny.
A small boy is sent to bed by his father… Five minutes later: "Da-ad…" "What?" "I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad…" "WHAT?" "I’m THIRSTY… Can I have a drink of water?" "I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!" Five minutes later: "Daaad…" "WHAT?!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
A small boy is sent to bed by his father… Five minutes later: "Da-ad…" "What?" "I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad…" "WHAT?" "I’m THIRSTY… Can I have a drink of water?" "I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!" Five minutes later: "Daaad…" "WHAT?!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
Scammers, scammers everywhere
Q: Why did Luke-Jr give BiPolarBob negative trust?
A: Because his blocks aren't big enough to handle BPB's giveaways
Q: Why did Luke-Jr give BiPolarBob negative trust?
A: Because his blocks aren't big enough to handle BPB's giveaways
BOOM!
Scammers, scammers everywhere
Q: Why did Luke-Jr give BiPolarBob negative trust?
A: Because his blocks aren't big enough to handle BPB's giveaways
Transaction Malliability
Q: Why did Newsweek's satoshi keep granting interviews to reporters?
A: He wanted to double spend his free-lunch money.
Mt Gox:
Q: What was Mt. Gox's business model?
A: To short Bitcoin when it was under $1 and never attempt to cover the position until the price was at $1,200
Q: Why did Luke-Jr give BiPolarBob negative trust?
A: Because his blocks aren't big enough to handle BPB's giveaways
Transaction Malliability
Q: Why did Newsweek's satoshi keep granting interviews to reporters?
A: He wanted to double spend his free-lunch money.
Mt Gox:
Q: What was Mt. Gox's business model?
A: To short Bitcoin when it was under $1 and never attempt to cover the position until the price was at $1,200
I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does. 
Since BiPolarBob lost his money, half his friends don't know him any more
And the other half ?
They don't know yet that has lost it.
I love you. Only funny
And the other half ?
They don't know yet that has lost it.
I love you. Only funny
Cutting jokes are the most funny of all
Will my entry count if i post joke that someone already posted on another thread? Like this one?
That's fine too!
Since BiPolarBob lost his money, half his friends don't know him any more
And the other half ?
They don't know yet that has lost it.
I love you. Only funny
And the other half ?
They don't know yet that has lost it.
I love you. Only funny
I loved this one 
Will my entry count if i post joke that someone already posted on another thread? Like this one?
Jack and jill went up a hill, both with half a bitcoin.
Jill came down with 1 bitcoin, that fucking whore.
Jill came down with 1 bitcoin, that fucking whore.
Will my entry count if i post joke that someone already posted on another thread? Like this one?
George and Jack are sitting behind the bar. George asks Jack: "would you like a beer?" Jack says: "do you ask a cow if he likes hay??"
Hey Bob is there any time period to submit our entries into this fun contest or when you will pick a winner than it will be ended?
Can i google it to take some joke there?
Can i google it to take some joke there?
I'm not sure yet.. I was thinking a few days or however long it takes to get a good collection of jokes. I will fine-tune this process after a few rounds of it.
Yeah the joke can be from anywhere. The idea is to make people laugh
Hey Bob is there any time period to submit our entries into this fun contest or when you will pick a winner than it will be ended?
Can i google it to take some joke there?
Can i google it to take some joke there?
Hello Bob I recently heard this one so decided to share:
Q: Why did the hipster Bitcoin miner burn out his GPU?
A: He was mining before it was cool.
I recently heard this one so decided to share:Q: Why did the hipster Bitcoin miner burn out his GPU?
A: He was mining before it was cool.
haha
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