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Topic: BiPolarBob's Tell-A-Joke Round #2 [0.2345 btc prize] (Read 3332 times)

sr. member
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So many hilarious jokes!!!  Grin Thanks everyone!!

The winner for round #2 is WyatteLikesCrypto

hero member
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Merit: 500
Yo mama is so ugly, the only time she can be described with "abundance" is if she dressed up as a cupcake and starting prancing to a tune.

PS:// A bun dance
full member
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Merit: 100
Yo mama to shopkeeper : give me sugar free

shopkeeper gives the sugar free to yo mama

yo mama keep standing and looks at the face of shopkeeper

shopkeeper : you need something else

yo mama : no, just give me the free sugar with this pack , because its written clearly "sugar free "

LOL
legendary
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Merit: 1058
Your mama is so stupid that she deposited Bitcoins to her old MtGox BTC address.  Grin
hero member
Activity: 544
Merit: 500
Yo mama is so dumb, when she got scammed, she forgot to check negative before submitting trust.
legendary
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Merit: 1005
New Decentralized Nuclear Hobbit
Yo mama so fat, she contributes 95% volume of McDonald's and KFC's sales.

Yo mama, so clever, that even Einstein gave up inventing and crashed Google.

Yo mama, so angry, she caused global warming twice. Grin

Yo mama, so fat, google renamed Google Earth, Google Yo Mama.

Yo mama, so fat, the anaconda suffocated..

Yo mama, so fat, the airplane couldn't take off.

Yo mama, so fat, when she jumps Earth goes off orbit.
legendary
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Merit: 1354
Yo mama's so fat, she needs US army parachutes as her panties.

hero member
Activity: 602
Merit: 501
Yo mama so dumb, it took 99 confirmations on blockchain for her to spell the word 'cryptocurrency'
member
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Merit: 10
Don't feed the trolls
yo mama's so stupid she repaid a loan from ManyProofs
sr. member
Activity: 392
Merit: 250
Yo momma is so social, even Zuckerberg couldn't handle her.
legendary
Activity: 1163
Merit: 1005
Yo BiPolarBob , I like your giveway, yo
Hope God bless you, yo
And here's my joke, yo

full member
Activity: 211
Merit: 100
Yo Mama is so ugly, even a ghost will run away when met her
member
Activity: 112
Merit: 10
Don't feed the trolls
yo mama's so stupid she gave me negative trust bcoz i asked for loan with no collateral Tongue
legendary
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Merit: 1398
For support ➡️ help.bc.game
Yo mama is huge that why she need to increase her room's block size to accomodate her.
legendary
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Merit: 1005
New Decentralized Nuclear Hobbit
Original. Smiley

Yo mama is so stupid, the salesman bit a coin and sold it to her for $230.
member
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Merit: 10
legendary
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Merit: 1141
Yo momma's so fat, I cant find her belly button


P.S. really enjoyed this thread, so many 'yo momma' jokes here. It made my day Cheesy
full member
Activity: 231
Merit: 100
yo mama is so poor children from Africa send her bitcoins
legendary
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Merit: 1006
Yo mama is so stupid she insist not to upgrade to Windows 10 because she is already using a higher version which is Windows 97  Grin
hero member
Activity: 821
Merit: 1003
o mama so fat that her DNA type is kfc

Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction goes the other direction
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