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Topic: BiPolarBob's Tell-A-Joke Round #2 [0.2345 btc prize] - page 6. (Read 3332 times)

sr. member
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Merit: 302
sr. member
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Merit: 250
Yo mama's so fat she's in orbit

Yo mama's so fat her footsteps are detected as seismic waves
legendary
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Yo mama's so fat, it needs to be a Hero Member and above to advertise her personality (weight).

Yo mama's so fat, her thumb touches 5 or more letters at the same time on her 10 inches IPAD.
full member
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Long Live CLAM
sr. member
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legendary
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Yo mama's so fat that all the bitcoin mining farms in China can't calculate how much she exactly weighs.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs 2 forks of the blockchain to hold up her shorts.

Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need a hot wallet during the winter.








sr. member
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Yo Mama is so dumb that she hates BPB. Not A Joke, Just wanted to convey, no one here hates you as you do nice giveaways. Well Done Bro!
hero member
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Yo momma like a bowling ball - picked up, fingered and thrown in the gutter.
copper member
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Ha that is my joke Smiley
sr. member
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BPB: Yo mamma so fat that Amazon had to start giving away gift cards to drum up business for their grocery store after she died.

That's how I get my Amazon cards!!!

Satoshi: Yo mamma so fat that he needed to create a new internet currency just to pay for her food.

Now THAT'S a good one -- is it your joke???
legendary
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Merit: 1000
My entries. Grin

Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
full member
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Yo Mama is so poor and naive, she created an account just so she can eat from spam post and giveaways.
copper member
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BPB: Yo mamma so fat that Amazon had to start giving away gift cards to drum up business for their grocery store after she died.

Satoshi: Yo mamma so fat that he needed to create a new internet currency just to pay for her food.

PistolPete: Yo mamma so fat that he needed to investigate the giveaway farmers to take them down so his mamma could eat them.
sr. member
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Zichain
Yo mama so fat I asked her about the M.O.B. tattoo on her arm 'Money Over Bitches?' She said No, 'Mcdonalds Over Burger King'  Cheesy
sr. member
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My favorite: Wink

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

It's funny because it's true!!  Cheesy
legendary
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New Decentralized Nuclear Hobbit
My entries. Grin


Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.


Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."


Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
sr. member
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Merit: 302
Here's my entry!!! Grin

Luke-Jr: Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light" he had to ask her to move out of the way first.

QuickSeller: Yo mama's so fat that instead of an STD she gave me cholesterol.

BlazedOut419: Yo momma so fat if she lived on Pluto, scientists would call it a planet again.
sr. member
Activity: 378
Merit: 302
BiPolarBob's Tell-A-Joke Round #2

This round's prize: 0.2345BTC

This round's theme:  YO MAMA jokes!!

JOKE WILL BE REMOVED IF YOU DON'T POST ACCORDING TO THEME!!
JOKE WILL BE REMOVED IF YOU DON'T POST ACCORDING TO THEME!!
JOKE WILL BE REMOVED IF YOU DON'T POST ACCORDING TO THEME!!

Rules: Tell a joke, personal story, anything funny about this round's theme! Winner will get the round's prize.
One entry per person. You can tell multiple jokes to keep the humor going, but it still counts as one entry.

There is btc prizes, but the main purpose of Tell-A-Joke is to keep the forum light-hearted and happy.
There are plenty of scams, trolls, and fights. But that doesn't mean we have to focus on them.
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