Yo mama so poor she cant afford a bitcoin.
Topic: BiPolarBob's Tell-A-Joke Round #2 [0.2345 btc prize] - page 2. (Read 3327 times)
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
done done
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
done done
If yo on Bitcointalk and yo username ain't TheButterZone, yo mama so heartless she raised kids who won't buy TheButterZone's stuff to benefit charities for BTC.
Yo mama so fat when she ride in a jeepney, 3 seats she occupied 
the driver cried when she paid for only 1 seat. This is the reality 
the driver cried when she paid for only 1 seat. This is the reality
Yo mama so fat/dumb/ugly she was bulled hard enough she committed suicide
Yo mama so fat, she has to use supernova explosions to warm her fat folds during winter because them shriveling would have caused a rupture of the space-time continuum.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Yo mama so fat she get out of the bed from ALL the sides
Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl
Yo mama so fat she get out of the bed from ALL the sides
Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl
Yo mama, I love you so much but why you hate me so much ?
Just because Yo papa love me so much cause you hate me so much
Just because Yo papa love me so much cause you hate me so much
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so dumb that she tried to climb mountain dew
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it
Yo mama so dumb that she tried to climb mountain dew
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it
Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''
Not sure if this is said before, but I thought of this myself
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the museum, Mona Lisa looked away
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the museum, Mona Lisa looked away
Yo mama so stupid, when she tried to rob a Bitcoin ATM, she smashed it open and asked where the cash was
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo mama such a bad poor internet scammer, when she tried to grab a loan off bitcointalk, she received 50x what she asked for because people felt so bad
Yo mama so stupid she thought a bitcoin faucet sprinkled bits of melted pennies.
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Yo mama so fat I asked her about the M.O.B. tattoo on her arm
"Money Over Bitcoin?"
She said "No, Mcdonalds Over Burger King"
"Money Over Bitcoin?"
She said "No, Mcdonalds Over Burger King"
Yo mamma so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.
yo mamma, you are so funny, when you say something and I do not believe it, finally you say "I've said" .
but I love you mom
but I love you mom
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