Yo mama so fat, they used Google Earth for her school photo.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.
Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory
yo momma so dumb she put paper on the tv ad called it paper view
Yo mama so dumb she thought 1btc are $10k
Topic: BiPolarBob's Tell-A-Joke Round #2 [0.2345 btc prize] - page 3. (Read 3332 times)
Don't know if these have been posted. But, they are my favourites:
Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo mama is so fat, she was (somehow) floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her for their New World.
Yo mama is so fat, she was banned from the bank, cause robbers use her as a surveillance camera smokescreen.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo mama is so fat, she buys hula hoops to hold up her socks.
Yo mama is so ____, she jumped into a swimming pool, and all the water splashed out.
A. Fat
B. Ugly
Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo mama is so fat, she was (somehow) floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her for their New World.
Yo mama is so fat, she was banned from the bank, cause robbers use her as a surveillance camera smokescreen.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo mama is so fat, she buys hula hoops to hold up her socks.
Yo mama is so ____, she jumped into a swimming pool, and all the water splashed out.
A. Fat
B. Ugly
Yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet.
Yo mama's so fat, that we are very concerned about her health and took her to the hospital.
Yo mama so old that I told her to act her own age, she died.
Yo mama so old she sued Google for naming their search engine after how old she is.
Yo mama's so fat, that we are very concerned about her health and took her to the hospital.
Yo mama so old that I told her to act her own age, she died.
Yo mama so old she sued Google for naming their search engine after how old she is.
Yo mama's so fat
enough said
enough said
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
yo mamas so fat, she tripped, fell, and now Stanleys flat.
1- Yo mama's so fat when she went swimming in the pacific the save the whale foundation came to her rescue
2- Yo mama so short that she broke her leg getting off the toilet
3- Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out
2- Yo mama so short that she broke her leg getting off the toilet
3- Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out
Yo mama is fat so she could not take bipolarbobs bitcoin...
yo mama boobs so sexeh even bipolarbobs used her boobs on his id.....
hahaha..
yo mama boobs so sexeh even bipolarbobs used her boobs on his id.....
hahaha..
yo mama is so forgetful he went from texas to arizona forget not to bring a car
so during this time she walks by foot -_-
so during this time she walks by foot -_-
Yo mama so strong that she stopped the parked car 
Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Yo mama is so hairy that when she walked into Chucky Cheese they thought she was the rat.
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Yo mama is so hairy that when she walked into Chucky Cheese they thought she was the rat.
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Yo mamma was the last thing "the scream" figure saw
Yo mama is so skinny, I've seen her shadow, but I couldn't find her!
Yo mama is so ugly, she cannot win a beauty contest even alone in the desert!
Yo mama is so ugly, she cannot win a beauty contest even alone in the desert!
Yo mama is so fat, her folds can be used as an oven.
yo mamma is so dumb i asked her if i could borrow some bitcoins and she started taking quarters outta her pocket and biting them to loan me
Yo mama is so fat, her folds can be used as an oven.
Yo mama's so fat, actually Satoshi is hiding behind her, thats why we never find him.
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Your mama's so fat she couldn't even type a joke about herself
Your mama's so fat she couldn't even type a joke about herself
yo mama so dumb i'm enough and tired.. bed is the answer
So you did say a personal story about my mom..... well sorry that's too big of a subject
Yo mommas so old she flipped the switch when jesus said let there be light! and then he told he to move her fatass outa the way.
Yo momma is sooooo fat... she got more Chins than a hong kong phone book.
yoooo momma iss sooo fatt she got baptized in the ocean.... and flooded 17countries.
Yo mommas so old she flipped the switch when jesus said let there be light! and then he told he to move her fatass outa the way.
Yo momma is sooooo fat... she got more Chins than a hong kong phone book.
yoooo momma iss sooo fatt she got baptized in the ocean.... and flooded 17countries.
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