Topic: BiPolarBob's Tell-A-Joke Round #2 [0.2345 btc prize] - page 5. (Read 3332 times)
yo mama like a hulk when she was got menstruating
Yo Mama is so old, she has to screw on her underpants around her wrinkles.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Crikey!!!!
Yo mama's so fat, that when she started paying her meals with bitcoins, people thought someone is stress testing blockchain 
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Yo mama's so fat that every time she turns around they give her a welcome-back party!
Yo mama's sooo fat that she presses f,g,c,v,b and space key when trying to type @
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck.
bahahaha
Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the security cameras. 
Yo mama so ugly that every time she smiles traffic stops.
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
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Yo mama so ugly that every time she smiles traffic stops.
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
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I was very handsome, at least that's what my mama said
Young Man calls her mom...
Young Man : "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!"
Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?"
Young man: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'."
Young Man : "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!"
Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?"
Young man: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'."
Yo mama's so fat, that when she started paying her meals with bitcoins, people thought someone is stress testing blockchain
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Yo mama's so fat that every time she turns around they give her a welcome-back party!
YO MAMA like making love in a large buttocks 1dHC9UowzswrTXd1ANoS2Gb22C9CR6XJH
Yo mama's so fat, that when she started paying her meals with bitcoins, people thought someone is stress testing blockchain
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Yo mamma so fat she can play pool with the planets
Yo muma's so fat she has satellites orbiting her fat ass.
Yo muma's so fat she drools when you tell her the blockchain is being spammed.
Yo muma's so fat she drools when you tell her the blockchain is being spammed.
Your mama is so dumb she is the first person to register a negative IQ
Yo momma is so far its very difficult to be dumb these days. The competition is simly too big.
Yo mama's so fat, they hired her at the trash compactor
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
Yo mama's so fat that she has a gravitational pull drawing all the food and soda into her mouth as she drives around doing the fast food circuit.
Yo mama's so fat that she has a gravitational pull drawing all the food and soda into her mouth as she drives around doing the fast food circuit.
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