We can make 0 and Bitcoin equals. Since they are both representations of nothing. According to you.
You claim BTC does not exist. But you also acknowledge that Zero Doesn't exist.
Since Zero and BTC are Both non existent how can we even think about such things if they do not exist? You/We clearly do think that Zero not only exists but has great value. You can apply the exact same logic to BTC. You cannot get around this argument since you have already said zero doesn't exist either.
These statement have equal value. since neither exists.
Are we having fun yet?
If I say that you own 10 Ferraris, and I write that statement down on paper, we have words on the medium that represent Ferraris that exist in fantasy. Likewise, if, via his software, Satoshi writes into the blockchain that some miner owns 10 Bitcoins, we have words on the medium that represent bitcoins that exist in Satoshi's fantasy. Things don't come into existence via words. Only if you are God. Satoshi is not God.
Oh, You came back. You continue to deny this thing we call reality. TV only exists due to electrons and ideas. Bitcoin= electrons and ideas. Just stop, you have hit embarrassment territory now.