I think you lose the right to be snotty in your responses when your website lists a guaranteed delivery time frame which has yet to even come close to being fulfilled.
Two simple options, either change the wording on your website or deliver on your guarantee.
(otherwise - yeah I'd never buy one with that 2 month $144 free loan they want)
What kind of premium would you put on having one (or more) in the next few days? Just curious. [Anyone can put an amount]