A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.
The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"
And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"
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Topic: Free Tradecoins (TDC) - Just Post Jokes - page 6. (Read 7284 times)
There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
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It is the year 2087. The US have finally finished designing a super intelligent computer that can deal with any problem.
Military leaders are huddles around the new machine.
They describe the latest happenings and the strategic plans they engineered in order to beat the enemy.
They ask the computer "Shall we attack now? Or retreat?"
The computer computes for the next day and a half and comes up the answer. "Yes!"
"Yes, WHAT?" asks what of the generals, stupefied.
After another half a day, the computer replies, "Yes, Sir!"
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Military leaders are huddles around the new machine.
They describe the latest happenings and the strategic plans they engineered in order to beat the enemy.
They ask the computer "Shall we attack now? Or retreat?"
The computer computes for the next day and a half and comes up the answer. "Yes!"
"Yes, WHAT?" asks what of the generals, stupefied.
After another half a day, the computer replies, "Yes, Sir!"
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lol
How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just redefine "darkness" as they new industry standard.
None, they just redefine "darkness" as they new industry standard.
thats excellent 
It is the year 2087. The US have finally finished designing a super intelligent computer that can deal with any problem.
Military leaders are huddles around the new machine.
They describe the latest happenings and the strategic plans they engineered in order to beat the enemy.
They ask the computer "Shall we attack now? Or retreat?"
The computer computes for the next day and a half and comes up the answer. "Yes!"
"Yes, WHAT?" asks what of the generals, stupefied.
After another half a day, the computer replies, "Yes, Sir!"
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Military leaders are huddles around the new machine.
They describe the latest happenings and the strategic plans they engineered in order to beat the enemy.
They ask the computer "Shall we attack now? Or retreat?"
The computer computes for the next day and a half and comes up the answer. "Yes!"
"Yes, WHAT?" asks what of the generals, stupefied.
After another half a day, the computer replies, "Yes, Sir!"
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thanks 
Oh you have your own giveaway? I liked your jokes, I just didn't want to give away too much to one person in the interests of spreading it around. Sent a good bit more this time 
Well.... if this one won't make me rich i don't know what will !!
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?
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sent a bit more
Guess you didnt like that one
hmmm lets see if i can do better. I started a little give away of my own btw
sent a bit more
''I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays''
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sent
nice
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
thanks. Here's another one that cracked me up :
I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is the opposite of progress? Congress
What did Steve jobs say right before he died? iDead
These ones are inappropriate:
What is the same about McDonalds and Michael Jackson? They both stick meat between 12 year old buns.
Why does Michael Jackson like Walmart so much? Boys pants half off.
Hopefully you got a good laugh
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What did Steve jobs say right before he died? iDead
These ones are inappropriate:
What is the same about McDonalds and Michael Jackson? They both stick meat between 12 year old buns.
Why does Michael Jackson like Walmart so much? Boys pants half off.
Hopefully you got a good laugh
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sent
I went down the local supermarket, I said, ''I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it'', he said, "Those are pickled onions''.
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sent; I wasn't joking about the nerdy jokes you know
thx
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