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Tell your kid to do what everyone in this thread does to money:
1. Make 20 accounts on Bitcointalk.
2. from the 20 accounts, ask questions like "How I maek monyz with Bit coin ? " and "I haz 1 bitcoen, how soon i milionair?"
3. from the 20 accounts,
4a. Enroll in signature campaign.
4b. Sell accounts.
5. PROFIT.
If your kid is between the ages of 2 and 9, (s)he'll blend right in.
It's funny how no one really thinks that no people are doing that, and there is really just that much activity on this forum... it's good though that campaigns are starting to become a lot more strict on people enrolling in campaigns and track their activity from a while back to make sure it isn't a pretty shit account.
At least if people are doing that, then it's a lot harder to get away with it than just by posting "+1" and "to da moon!". Regardless, signatures still aren't worth wasting every single minute of your day on... it's a shame that probably a lot of people on here do end up doing that and become recluses to their families and loved ones. I see threads pop up every now and then having people explain "how bad" gambling is and all that, because you "waste a whole day" on a site and "lose money... when in all reality they are wasting a full day on here trying to get their activity up and post as much as possible for fractions of bitcoins, and also end up losing out on money they would have made if they just got a regular job and then put that money into bitcoins instead.
I know it sounds like I'm a hypocrite that I'm in a campaign too, but I know where to draw the line in not becoming too obsessed over post count and getting as much bitcoins as possible to "becomez'a millionerrz"... instead I just focus on my career and frequent the board to get my daily news for cryptocurrencies (which getting back to the point of the thread) is what I think these kids should do. Tell them to go get a STEM degree, whatever that may be, and then do what they love... don't force them into bitcoins by any means, that's just flat out annoying.
I can't even blame people for doing exactly what I described -- poverty is a bitch, and in some places account farming/sig ad spamming probably adds up to a decent part-time income. Doesn't mean the forum hasn't turned to shit -- it has. Hmm, start selling crack on your own stoop, suddenly the neighborhood ain't as tony as it once was.
Not even useful to the better scammers, tho we got a new addition to the /gambling/ section, /investment-based games/
And here we are, unironically suggesting a kid should hang out on faucet sites. Why not put the kid out to beg? At least she'll be outside, interacting with IRL people, in [presumably] fresher air. Did anyone suggest camwhoring yet?
If you ever wondered why people are more receptive to leprosy than bitcoiners, now you know.