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Topic: International Karmic Bitcoin Bank of Ponyville- Free Toasters! 10% weekly! (Read 15206 times)

hero member
Activity: 770
Merit: 500
You're fat, because you dont have any pics on FB
hero member
Activity: 1078
Merit: 502
Hey wtf.. I did my interview and you ignore me... I guess my answers revealed that I should be president of this "Bank" Cheesy
hero member
Activity: 952
Merit: 1009
I am sure Space Emperor Tre'ac4e-r0so is on a higher plain of existence now on board the GSS Satoshi.
legendary
Activity: 1232
Merit: 1001
I fear they may have stolen the karma I had deposited with them

And there goes my retire on good deeds plan. How much good deeds will I have to do now until I have all this Karma back?
full member
Activity: 210
Merit: 100
Not for hire.
I was really hoping for the toaster....  Undecided
full member
Activity: 210
Merit: 100
Not for hire.
Never did hear back from treach after filling out initial survey.
newbie
Activity: 42
Merit: 0
E-Mail [email protected] and I will pass your information along to our karmic accounting department, good sir!
full member
Activity: 210
Merit: 100
Not for hire.
Very interested in investing, please pm me for karmic interview process initiation!

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emailed 11-6-2012
newbie
Activity: 42
Merit: 0
Another Monday, another 10% to all of our fine investors.  The sayers of neigh will be quiet today!
hero member
Activity: 952
Merit: 1009
Good sir, I have just told you exactly how to obtain the information you are seeking.  You are discussing this matter in bad faith.

Don't fancy one of your brainwashing sessions thanks.

LOL  Cheesy

Please don't denigrate Professor Teacherorso's interview process as a brainwashing session. I have independently audited his sessions and can confirm that interviewees still have naughty thoughts after the process, which confirms no washing of the brain whatsoever took place. The interview simply confirms if the interviewee will act upon these naughty thoughts to determine the interviewees karmic status.
legendary
Activity: 1652
Merit: 1016
Good sir, I have just told you exactly how to obtain the information you are seeking.  You are discussing this matter in bad faith.

Don't fancy one of your brainwashing sessions thanks.

LOL  Cheesy
newbie
Activity: 42
Merit: 0
Good sir, I have just told you exactly how to obtain the information you are seeking.  You are discussing this matter in bad faith.
legendary
Activity: 1652
Merit: 1016
Good sir, repeating your question will not change the answer.  I am happy to provide you with the information you have requested as soon as you pass a karmic interview. 

Translation: "I can't give out any transaction ID's because they don't exist."

LOL  Cheesy
newbie
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Now I'll ask again. Can we have the block chain transaction ID's please of last Mondays payments.

Good sir, repeating your question will not change the answer.  I am happy to provide you with the information you have requested as soon as you pass a karmic interview. 
legendary
Activity: 1652
Merit: 1016
For the safety and security of our clients, detailed IKBOP financial information is only provided to those who have passed the karmic interview process.  Serious potential investors who have passed the interview can review these records prior to making any financial commitment to the bank as a further illustration of our honest and trustworthy nature.

Don't worry bitcoin addresses won't reveal your clients. Perfectly safe.

Now I'll ask again. Can we have the block chain transaction ID's please of last Mondays payments. No excuses this time.
newbie
Activity: 42
Merit: 0
What's the transaction ID's of these claimed Monday payments please?

For the safety and security of our clients, detailed IKBOP financial information is only provided to those who have passed the karmic interview process.  Serious potential investors who have passed the interview can review these records prior to making any financial commitment to the bank as a further illustration of our honest and trustworthy nature.

Hello, Mr. Von Pahnzi,

I am interested in a karmic interview.  I have sent you an e-mail.

I have forwarded your information so the process may begin.

I thought Dank Bank was a joke scam. Ahh, but is it? We'll never know.
Yes, a scam

Thought so. Thank you for your honesty Dank.

Please do not harass my good fellow karmic businessman Mr. Dank.  Both of our proud financial institutions are cornerstones of honesty and good dealings in the community, unlike the many failed non-Karmic institutions which litter in ruin the economic landscape.
legendary
Activity: 1652
Merit: 1016
I thought Dank Bank was a joke scam. Ahh, but is it? We'll never know.
Yes, a scam

Thought so. Thank you for your honesty Dank.
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
It's just a joke dude you're taking this way too seriously.

Ahh, but is it? We'll never know.

You should probably read this, then you get what this joke is about:

Dank Soul Guarantee - Danksurance
The Dank Soul Gurantee is my karma based system of insurance.  I acknowledge and respect that karma would play a negative role on me if I were to steal anybodies deposit, thus, offering an incentive to not perform such an action.  Dank Bank, as with many other investment opportunities, is largely trust based.  I hereby give my word and my soul that I will perform as an honest trader, no exceptions.

I thought Dank Bank was a joke scam. Ahh, but is it? We'll never know.
Yes, a scam that has returned 339 BTC in principle loans and persistently follows the initial contract agreement.
hero member
Activity: 490
Merit: 500
Hello, Mr. Von Pahnzi,

I am interested in a karmic interview.  I have sent you an e-mail.

He's also looking for a head teller and you look like just the person for the job!
legendary
Activity: 1652
Merit: 1016
It's just a joke dude you're taking this way too seriously.

Ahh, but is it? We'll never know.

You should probably read this, then you get what this joke is about:

Dank Soul Guarantee - Danksurance
The Dank Soul Gurantee is my karma based system of insurance.  I acknowledge and respect that karma would play a negative role on me if I were to steal anybodies deposit, thus, offering an incentive to not perform such an action.  Dank Bank, as with many other investment opportunities, is largely trust based.  I hereby give my word and my soul that I will perform as an honest trader, no exceptions.

I thought Dank Bank was a joke scam. Ahh, but is it? We'll never know.
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