Topic: International Karmic Bitcoin Bank of Ponyville- Free Toasters! 10% weekly! - page 6. (Read 15206 times)

You're doing it wrong.

>Ponies
>Von Pahnzi
>10% per week

seems legit

Mr. Dan has passed the karmic examination and his investment of 300 BTC has been accepted. 

Pony Karma Bank has quickly become the largest karmic bank in all of Bitcoin.  Hooray!

The sad thing is I would legit invest with Mr. Pahnzi before I would with Dank.   

I am unsure of what your question is.  Twlight Sparkle has hired me as CEO and I am handling the day to day operations until our new teller is hired.  Twilight Sparkle is still intimately involved with the bank as Owner, Staff Artist, and Chief Karmic Accountant. 

E-mail sent, Mr. Von Pahnzi. 

Why did you change your sockpuppet?

Was it already filthy?

Lol.

Hey SA goons!  Welcome to the Bitcointalk forums 

MY SIDES

Hello,

I am posting here as the newest investor of 250 BTC at the request of Mr. Von Pahnzi to talk about my experience with the karmic interview and to assure everyone that it is a positive and enlightening experience that I am sure you will find assures you of the spiritual and financial compatibility with the Pony Bank.  

I was nervous at first, but it was a very painless process.  Mr. Von Pahnzi asked me a few simple questions that he said would help reveal my spiritual profile.  All he requested of me was that I answered with honesty and thoughtful consideration and he would pass the answers to the Bank Manager to review.  

Soon after, I received approval and we handled the more mundane business matters before I transferred the BTC.  Mr. Von Pahnzi and Twilight Sparkle both shared identification papers with me and I have confirmed they are genuine.  I have no fear they would be dishonest with me now, as if karma was not enough in the first place. (it is)

I am looking forward towards my first payout next week and I think every compatible soul should do their karmic banking with IKBOP.

Too much effort.
Now STFU and take my money!

[edit] Official rating:
Diple trank.

Thank you for your interest, wise investors.  Please contact the above posted e-mail address to begin your karmic interview to assure you are compatible with the spiritual energies of our bank. 

Payouts have gone out today to our pioneer club of initial investors who represent the very tippy top of the karmic best that all other investors below look up at and admire.  Don't delay!

I'm ready to invest in that lovely art work. I see the investment potential. I'm in!

Mr. Pahnzi,

Can't put my finger on it, but there is something about you I just trust.  I'm in!

Oh no. Not another Pony Scheme.

What did I just read >.<

THE FIVE PILLARS OF IKBOP:  These pillars represent our commitment to excellence and the core values we hold.

1.  Karma: The justness of the universe.
2.  Friendship:  The relationships between bank and customer.
3.  Ponies: That by which we cultivate our financial growth.
4.  Magic:  The power our friendship unleashes.
5.  Honour: A commitment to serving the community.


Greetings Businessmen,

My name is Treacheroso Von Pahnzi III and I have been appointed Chief Executive Officer of a new and exciting bank by Bank Manager and Owner Twilight Sparkle and I am now seeking additional investors via this forum.  Here is some information about our banking business.

Pony Karma Guarantee

The Pony Karma Gurantee is a type of karma based insurance.  Friendship is the key to magic and not paying off your debt is a quick way to lose your friends and your magic, this means our bank will have motivation to avoid such behavior.  Pony Karma Bank is not at all based on simple trust.    We are insured both by magic and by sound investment.  In addition, every potential investor is required to undergo a karmic interview to guarantee it is wise to enter into a business relationship with them.  

Many other karmic banks hide the type of investments they are involved with, but with Pony Karma Bank we are very clear about our business:  Ponies.

Ponies have over the years proven to be a very positive investment for many individuals.  Pony Karma Bank invests in ponies in places such as:

Belmont and Saratoga Springs, New York
Arlington Heights, Illinois
East Rutherford, New Jersey
Hallandale Beach, Florida  
Louisville, Kentucky

And many others with a tested system that guarantees return.

Interest chart:

We don't need one.  The investment is simple:  10% payoff weekly, every Monday.

Currently invested: 2850 BTC

Available duration: Weekly, Monthly

AND THERE'S MORE!  



Starting now, a free gift with every new account! A toaster may seem a cliche gift for a bank, but this is no ordinary toaster.  This is the best toaster in the world.  This is what Bitcoin Karmic banking is all about.  It is the next financial evolution, everything is bigger and better here.  

In addition to pony investments at various locations, the bank manager Twilight Sparkle is perusing a career as a great artist and investments go towards this effort.  Here is Twilight Sparkle's latest great work as a sample of the brilliance that is available:

It is a representation of "Madonna and Child", a recurring theme among the classical artists of Catholic and Eastern Orthodox communities.  



This particular example was styled after "Madonna of Humility" by Italian artist Lorenzo Monaco and as Twilight Sparkle has explained to me it is the greatest work of art of the 21st century so far.

We are planning to hold an international art show in several months to sell Twilight's paintings and make us all quite a bit of money.  Our plan is to rent Musée du Louvre in Paris.  Any donations or investments towards this goal are welcome.

We are now open for business.  If you have any questions or comments, please feel free to post in this thread.  If you would like to invest, please contact me directly:

[email protected]  

Bank Manager/Majority Owner: Twlight Sparkle
Chief Executive Officer: Treacheroso Von Pahnzi III
Chief of Security: capn noe
Head Teller: repentence

Still seeking Head Teller and assistant bank tellers to help handle customer service.  Also seeking Bitcoin celebrity endorser for advertisements.