Topic: International Karmic Bitcoin Bank of Ponyville- Free Toasters! 10% weekly! - page 4. (Read 15217 times)
October 27, 2012, 10:17:47 AM
Theymos has a working brain apparently.
October 26, 2012, 09:51:31 PM
And here we are in Off-topic while dank's music festival thread remains in Long term Offers. 
October 26, 2012, 04:21:02 PM
To be clear to all our fine prospective pony investors, these gentlemen are not customers and have not even passed a karmic interview.
There are no prospective investors! And very unlikely to be any in the foreseeable future.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
October 26, 2012, 04:12:24 PM
SA shills! Assimilate!
October 26, 2012, 03:45:52 PM
To be clear to all our fine prospective pony investors, these gentlemen are not customers and have not even passed a karmic interview.
There are no prospective investors! And very unlikely to be any in the foreseeable future.
October 26, 2012, 03:42:11 PM
I am a man of good Christian faith and I do not lie.
Wasn't pirateat40 one of those religious folk as well? He never lied.
October 26, 2012, 03:04:39 PM
Yeah well, you can at least heat bread in yours.
Look at what toaster I got.
I don't even know how to turn this thing off or on. Also it keeps making weird noises.
Look at what toaster I got.
I don't even know how to turn this thing off or on. Also it keeps making weird noises.
October 26, 2012, 02:56:15 PM
haha! You are making funny jokes at us! Bless you, gentlemen, bless you.
To be clear to all our fine prospective pony investors, these gentlemen are not customers and have not even passed a karmic interview. All toasters are as originally described. I am a man of good Christian faith and I do not lie.
Off to the airport now!
To be clear to all our fine prospective pony investors, these gentlemen are not customers and have not even passed a karmic interview. All toasters are as originally described. I am a man of good Christian faith and I do not lie.
Off to the airport now!
October 26, 2012, 02:30:31 PM
Here's what I received:
October 26, 2012, 02:18:38 PM
Of course the issuer goes on "vacation" now.
I was a trusting investor and happily waiting for my toaster.
And here is what I received:
I don't know what to say.
This isn't even a scam this is worse it's... it's just so wrong.
I was a trusting investor and happily waiting for my toaster.
And here is what I received:
I don't know what to say.
This isn't even a scam this is worse it's... it's just so wrong.
October 26, 2012, 02:00:10 PM
As I have said, this business is entirely legitimate and karma insured. There is nothing for anyone to worry about on that regard.
Our new investors have increased our holdings by 250 BTC and the first round of toasters has shipped! Congratulations all around to the entire Pony Bank team!
I will be away on vacation for the next week at my second home in Grand Cayman. Please address any customer service inquiries to Head Teller repentance.
In thanks for my efforts in spearheading the launch of IKBOP, Twilight Sparkle has provided this art:
Our new investors have increased our holdings by 250 BTC and the first round of toasters has shipped! Congratulations all around to the entire Pony Bank team!
I will be away on vacation for the next week at my second home in Grand Cayman. Please address any customer service inquiries to Head Teller repentance.
In thanks for my efforts in spearheading the launch of IKBOP, Twilight Sparkle has provided this art:
October 25, 2012, 08:58:47 PM
The sad part is that this is a Dank parody (I assume) that has slightly more credibility than Dank's "bank".
October 25, 2012, 06:37:48 PM
October 25, 2012, 05:45:02 AM
I am not from America and your politics are strange and confusing to me. I am much more at home in the international business world, and because of that I am more a fan of Mitt Romney than other alternatives. However, as a non-citizen my opinion is not particularly relevant on this matter.
Bank Owner Twilight Sparkle is American and has mentioned "Jill Steen" as a preferred candidate, but I am not familiar with this person or their policies.
Bank Owner Twilight Sparkle is American and has mentioned "Jill Steen" as a preferred candidate, but I am not familiar with this person or their policies.
Are you related to Borat?
Haha, excellent movie! You are making fun of the way I speak! My family is originally Italian but I grew up around the world as my father's international business travels required. My mother is German.
Do you provide loans? I know this is a joke or whatever, but I'm actually looking to borrow some BTC in order to take time off of work so I can develop my low cost ASIC mining hardware. I've come up with a pretty neat algorithm that could shave a lot of time off of the mining process.
-Zoey
-Zoey
We do offer loans in certain circumstances if karmicly approved. Please contact us for a karmic interview: [email protected]
I have forwarded my application for the position of Head Teller. As you're no doubt aware, in the world of conventional banking the primary qualifications required for this position are being middle aged and bitchy, criteria against which I'm confident I will easily surpass other candidates.
We are pleased to welcome our newest employee, head teller repentence! We will be hiring several assistant tellers in the near future.
Reminder, our company bylaws note that in case of bank theft owner Twilight Sparkle is not held responsible for any losses. CEO, Chief of Security, and head teller hold this responsibility.
I call scam. You said there are five pillars when there clearly are six pillars in the drawing.
Twilight Sparkle has informed me that what is presented in the logo is an "artistic interpretation" of five pillars. That it is clearly not five pillars is totally irrelevant.
Now, a toaster may seem a cliche gift for a bank, but this is no ordinary toaster. This is the best toaster in the world. This is what Bitcoin Karmic banking is all about. It is the next financial evolution, everything is bigger and better here.
Is the toaster using the latest in distributed toasting technology and automatically mints 50 slices of toasted bread every 10 minutes? If so I'm in.
This toaster can reach the stated performance goals, though I believe it is a stand-alone device.
October 25, 2012, 02:35:35 AM
Now, a toaster may seem a cliche gift for a bank, but this is no ordinary toaster. This is the best toaster in the world. This is what Bitcoin Karmic banking is all about. It is the next financial evolution, everything is bigger and better here.
Is the toaster using the latest in distributed toasting technology and automatically mints 50 slices of toasted bread every 10 minutes? If so I'm in.
October 25, 2012, 02:22:44 AM
I call scam. You said there are five pillars when there clearly are six pillars in the drawing.
LOL well spotted. An investment bank that can't count passed five.
Ponyville shot down in flames. Booooooommmmmmmm
More like Pantsville.
October 25, 2012, 01:59:36 AM
I call scam. You said there are five pillars when there clearly are six pillars in the drawing.
October 24, 2012, 09:38:40 PM
nt
October 24, 2012, 08:46:18 PM
I have forwarded my application for the position of Head Teller. As you're no doubt aware, in the world of conventional banking the primary qualifications required for this position are being middle aged and bitchy, criteria against which I'm confident I will easily surpass other candidates.
October 24, 2012, 06:55:07 PM
Do you provide loans? I know this is a joke or whatever, but I'm actually looking to borrow some BTC in order to take time off of work so I can develop my low cost ASIC mining hardware. I've come up with a pretty neat algorithm that could shave a lot of time off of the mining process.
-Zoey
-Zoey
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