I am not from America and your politics are strange and confusing to me. I am much more at home in the international business world, and because of that I am more a fan of Mitt Romney than other alternatives. However, as a non-citizen my opinion is not particularly relevant on this matter.
Bank Owner Twilight Sparkle is American and has mentioned "Jill Steen" as a preferred candidate, but I am not familiar with this person or their policies.
Are you related to Borat?
Haha, excellent movie! You are making fun of the way I speak! My family is originally Italian but I grew up around the world as my father's international business travels required. My mother is German.
Do you provide loans? I know this is a joke or whatever, but I'm actually looking to borrow some BTC in order to take time off of work so I can develop my low cost ASIC mining hardware. I've come up with a pretty neat algorithm that could shave a lot of time off of the mining process.
-Zoey
We do offer loans in certain circumstances if karmicly approved. Please contact us for a karmic interview:
[email protected]I have forwarded my application for the position of Head Teller. As you're no doubt aware, in the world of conventional banking the primary qualifications required for this position are being middle aged and bitchy, criteria against which I'm confident I will easily surpass other candidates.
We are pleased to welcome our newest employee, head teller repentence! We will be hiring several assistant tellers in the near future.
Reminder, our company bylaws note that in case of bank theft owner Twilight Sparkle is not held responsible for any losses. CEO, Chief of Security, and head teller hold this responsibility.
I call scam. You said there are five pillars when there clearly are six pillars in the drawing.
Twilight Sparkle has informed me that what is presented in the logo is an "artistic interpretation" of five pillars. That it is clearly not five pillars is totally irrelevant.
Now, a toaster may seem a cliche gift for a bank, but this is no ordinary toaster. This is the best toaster in the world. This is what Bitcoin Karmic banking is all about. It is the next financial evolution, everything is bigger and better here.
Is the toaster using the latest in distributed toasting technology and automatically mints 50 slices of toasted bread every 10 minutes? If so I'm in.
This toaster can reach the stated performance goals, though I believe it is a stand-alone device.