International Karmic Bitcoin Bank of Ponyville- Free Toasters! 10% weekly! - page 3.

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Quote from: Blazr on October 28, 2012, 08:16:51 AM

Wow! this sounds great, perfect timing and all as today I received an email telling me I won the Nigerian lottery, how lucky am I as I don't even remember entering it.

Will be investing my winnings with your bank once dareq sends the winnings to my mybitcoin.com account.

LOL
Mr Treacheroso Von Ponzi is probably running this lottery as well as this scam.

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Wow! this sounds great, perfect timing and all as today I received an email telling me I won the Nigerian lottery, how lucky am I as I don't even remember entering it.

Will be investing my winnings with your bank once dareq sends the winnings to my mybitcoin.com account.

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Quote from: Buffer Overflow on October 28, 2012, 06:48:36 AM

Quote from: Treacheroso Von Pahnzi on October 28, 2012, 03:56:07 AM

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Quote from: Treacheroso Von Pahnzi on October 28, 2012, 03:23:52 AM

Oh? What difference would that be? I'm not familiar with either program.

Well tell your mates at work you watched 'Toy Story', then tell your mates you watched 'My Little Pony' and report back to me with their reaction to each.

Many people at our bank are also good fans of this program, they have mentioned it before. I am not sure what you are trying to suggest.

Just follow my instructions and all will be revealed. Assuming of course you actually work.

lol I'm curious now if someone has lost touch with the reality of the situation and if they know it's them lol...

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Quote from: Treacheroso Von Pahnzi on October 28, 2012, 03:56:07 AM

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Quote from: Treacheroso Von Pahnzi on October 28, 2012, 03:23:52 AM

Oh? What difference would that be? I'm not familiar with either program.

Well tell your mates at work you watched 'Toy Story', then tell your mates you watched 'My Little Pony' and report back to me with their reaction to each.

Many people at our bank are also good fans of this program, they have mentioned it before. I am not sure what you are trying to suggest.

Just follow my instructions and all will be revealed. Assuming of course you actually work.

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Quote from: Buffer Overflow on October 28, 2012, 03:52:50 AM

Quote from: Treacheroso Von Pahnzi on October 28, 2012, 03:23:52 AM

Oh? What difference would that be? I'm not familiar with either program.

Well tell your mates at work you watched 'Toy Story', then tell your mates you watched 'My Little Pony' and report back to me with their reaction to each.

Many people at our bank are also good fans of this program, they have mentioned it before. I am not sure what you are trying to suggest.

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Quote from: Treacheroso Von Pahnzi on October 28, 2012, 03:23:52 AM

Oh? What difference would that be? I'm not familiar with either program.

Well tell your mates at work you watched 'Toy Story', then tell your mates you watched 'My Little Pony' and report back to me with their reaction to each.

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Oh? What difference would that be? I'm not familiar with either program.

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Quote from: Treacheroso Von Pahnzi on October 28, 2012, 03:11:59 AM

I am told the program enjoys wide appeal among periphery demographics.

Yeah, there's a bit of a difference between an adult watching say 'Toy Story' (which is great film) and an adult sitting down on their own and watching 'My Little Pony'.

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I am told the program enjoys wide appeal among periphery demographics.

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Quote from: Treacheroso Von Pahnzi on October 28, 2012, 02:17:13 AM

Our many customers are all we care for, your views are not relevant to this at all.

I did not name the bank, good sir. Bank Owner Twilight Sparkle, an aficionado of a television program known as "My Little Pony - Friendship Is Magic" has named the bank. Regardless, you appear to be using a slang dictionary, the actual definition of the word pony is widely and truly known.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pony

a : a small horse; especially : one of any of several breeds of very small stocky animals noted for their gentleness and endurance
b : a bronco, mustang, or similar horse of the western United States
c : racehorse —usually used in plural

Given our investment areas I think it is quite clear what we mean. Thank you for your time.

A bank named after "My Little Pony"!!!!
How old is this twinkle character. 4 or 5?

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Our many customers are all we care for, your views are not relevant to this at all.

I did not name the bank, good sir. Bank Owner Twilight Sparkle, an aficionado of a television program known as "My Little Pony - Friendship Is Magic" has named the bank. Regardless, you appear to be using a slang dictionary, the actual definition of the word pony is widely and truly known.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pony

a : a small horse; especially : one of any of several breeds of very small stocky animals noted for their gentleness and endurance
b : a bronco, mustang, or similar horse of the western United States
c : racehorse —usually used in plural

Given our investment areas I think it is quite clear what we mean. Thank you for your time.

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Quote from: Treacheroso Von Pahnzi on October 27, 2012, 02:41:04 PM

Dear Sir, we have many fine customers. You seem to be holding a grudge against our bank for some reason, nothing is to stop you from requesting a karmic interview and becoming the newest member of our banking family.

No grudge. I just don't believe there are any customers.

Also you might want to consider that the word 'Pony' can mean a few other things here in the UK:

Noun. 1. £25 sterling. 2. Rubbish, nonsense. E.g."Our team are a load of old pony and don't deserve to be in the final." 3. An act of defecation. E.g."Can you wait for me? I need to have a pony." 4. A piece of excrement. * Versions 2, 3 and 4 are from the rhyming slang pony and trap meaning 'crap'.

Guess you didn't know about this before naming your bank 'Ponyville'.

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Quote from: greyhawk on October 27, 2012, 04:08:32 PM

Quote from: pyra-proxy on October 27, 2012, 03:50:36 PM

And what's best is that you only feel a small pinch during the karmic interview, its all over in about 15 minutes or so.

Even though my watch suddenly showed 4 hours later. That was kinda weird.

What a coincidence my karmic interviewer lost his watch during my interview...

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Quote from: pyra-proxy on October 27, 2012, 03:50:36 PM

And what's best is that you only feel a small pinch during the karmic interview, its all over in about 15 minutes or so.

Even though my watch suddenly showed 4 hours later. That was kinda weird.

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And what's best is that you only feel a small pinch during the karmic interview, its all over in about 15 minutes or so.

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Quote from: AngryCatfish on October 27, 2012, 01:39:23 PM

Quote from: Treacheroso Von Pahnzi on October 27, 2012, 01:09:21 PM

We are now accepting new applications for the position of Head Teller.

Pay?

Pay will be negotiated with the applicant.

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Who were these fictitious customers?

Dear Sir, we have many fine customers. You seem to be holding a grudge against our bank for some reason, nothing is to stop you from requesting a karmic interview and becoming the newest member of our banking family.

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Quote from: Treacheroso Von Pahnzi on October 27, 2012, 01:09:21 PM

I was barely out the door on my vacation before our bank was moved to the off-topic forum and we have lost 500 BTC in deposits from confused customers who felt this was a signal the bank was in financial trouble.

Who were these fictitious customers? Huh

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Quote from: Treacheroso Von Pahnzi on October 27, 2012, 01:09:21 PM

We are now accepting new applications for the position of Head Teller.

Pay?

Treacheroso Von Pahnzi

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At this time I would like to announce that Head Teller repentance has been fired from his position with IKBOP. I was barely out the door on my vacation before our bank was moved to the off-topic forum and we have lost 500 BTC in deposits from confused customers who felt this was a signal the bank was in financial trouble. Nothing could be further from the truth. I do not blame repentance entirely for this occurrence, but as it happened on his watch I have no choice but to make him accountable. Thank you for your service, you will receive a toaster as severance.

We are now accepting new applications for the position of Head Teller.

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Quote from: dank on October 27, 2012, 10:17:47 AM

Theymos has a working brain apparently.

It clearly says that Mods do not remove apparent scams

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