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Topic: International Karmic Bitcoin Bank of Ponyville- Free Toasters! 10% weekly! - page 5. (Read 15206 times)

hero member
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I am not from America and your politics are strange and confusing to me.  I am much more at home in the international business world, and because of that I am more a fan of Mitt Romney than other alternatives. However, as a non-citizen my opinion is not particularly relevant on this matter.

Bank Owner Twilight Sparkle is American and has mentioned "Jill Steen" as a preferred candidate, but I am not familiar with this person or their policies.


Are you related to Borat?
legendary
Activity: 1330
Merit: 1026
Mining since 2010 & Hosting since 2012
SCAM etc

Did you mean for you post to read

Quote
SCAM

Coming Soon..... (Launch Imminent)

because that's how your post reads in conjunction with your signature.

Now that is funny lol, good catch.  Didn't even think about those combining.   
newbie
Activity: 42
Merit: 0
I am not from America and your politics are strange and confusing to me.  I am much more at home in the international business world, and because of that I am more a fan of Mitt Romney than other alternatives. However, as a non-citizen my opinion is not particularly relevant on this matter.

Bank Owner Twilight Sparkle is American and has mentioned "Jill Steen" as a preferred candidate, but I am not familiar with this person or their policies.
hero member
Activity: 1078
Merit: 502
The rent is too damn high.
newbie
Activity: 42
Merit: 0
I have discussed this with Twilight Sparkle and have been informed that conducting the interview in public would make your spirit very difficult to read.  It is possible readings from myself or other customers in this thread would interfere with the examination process.  However, there is nothing to stop you from posting a transcript of the words exchanged after your interview, though that is only the surface of the process.

That's a shame. I've got 2750 BTC burning a hole in my wallet, urgently needing to be invested. Oh well, never mind. We'll have to give it a miss then.

Thank you for your interest.  No matter how big or small, we cannot accept an investment without a proper karmic interview.  Without our karmic insurance properly maintained, we cannot continue to guarantee our impressive returns to our customers.

Oh well, never mind. I'll blow it all on Satoshi Dice then.

May the dice favor you, good sir.
legendary
Activity: 1652
Merit: 1016
I have discussed this with Twilight Sparkle and have been informed that conducting the interview in public would make your spirit very difficult to read.  It is possible readings from myself or other customers in this thread would interfere with the examination process.  However, there is nothing to stop you from posting a transcript of the words exchanged after your interview, though that is only the surface of the process.

That's a shame. I've got 2750 BTC burning a hole in my wallet, urgently needing to be invested. Oh well, never mind. We'll have to give it a miss then.

Thank you for your interest.  No matter how big or small, we cannot accept an investment without a proper karmic interview.  Without our karmic insurance properly maintained, we cannot continue to guarantee our impressive returns to our customers.

Oh well, never mind. I'll blow it all on Satoshi Dice then.
newbie
Activity: 42
Merit: 0
I have discussed this with Twilight Sparkle and have been informed that conducting the interview in public would make your spirit very difficult to read.  It is possible readings from myself or other customers in this thread would interfere with the examination process.  However, there is nothing to stop you from posting a transcript of the words exchanged after your interview, though that is only the surface of the process.

That's a shame. I've got 2750 BTC burning a hole in my wallet, urgently needing to be invested. Oh well, never mind. We'll have to give it a miss then.

Thank you for your interest.  No matter how big or small, we cannot accept an investment without a proper karmic interview.  Without our karmic insurance properly maintained, we cannot continue to guarantee our impressive returns to our customers.
hero member
Activity: 1078
Merit: 502
I am taking deposits in the "Hey dumb asses give me your money" Bank.. Cheesy


I will pay... maybe... sometimes.. depends if I get enough deposits... you in?
legendary
Activity: 1652
Merit: 1016
I have discussed this with Twilight Sparkle and have been informed that conducting the interview in public would make your spirit very difficult to read.  It is possible readings from myself or other customers in this thread would interfere with the examination process.  However, there is nothing to stop you from posting a transcript of the words exchanged after your interview, though that is only the surface of the process.

That's a shame. I've got 2750 BTC burning a hole in my wallet, urgently needing to be invested. Oh well, never mind. We'll have to give it a miss then.
legendary
Activity: 1652
Merit: 1016
Can I have a 'karmic interview' please? But we have to do it here public so everyone can see.

Sure.

You're in a desert and you're walking along in the sand and all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise.  It's crawling towards you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The turtoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without for your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Buffer?


Because I'm an android and have no concept of human emotion.
newbie
Activity: 42
Merit: 0
Doctor Treachario, I have a question.

Will you be holding a XMas Festival in the desert sometime soon? Your competitor has offered one and my coins have expressed a wish to go to a festival.

That idea sounds wonderful, however our current focus is on the international art show we are planning in Paris to display Twilight Sparkle's art.   Here is another work:  It is a soup can in the style of American pop art icon Andy Warhol.



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Can I have a 'karmic interview' please? But we have to do it here public so everyone can see.

I have discussed this with Twilight Sparkle and have been informed that conducting the interview in public would make your spirit very difficult to read.  It is possible readings from myself or other customers in this thread would interfere with the examination process.  However, there is nothing to stop you from posting a transcript of the words exchanged after your interview, though that is only the surface of the process.
hero member
Activity: 952
Merit: 1009
Can I have a 'karmic interview' please? But we have to do it here public so everyone can see.

Sure.

You're in a desert and you're walking along in the sand and all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise.  It's crawling towards you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The turtoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without for your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Buffer?
legendary
Activity: 1652
Merit: 1016
Can I have a 'karmic interview' please? But we have to do it here public so everyone can see.
hero member
Activity: 868
Merit: 1000
SCAM etc

Did you mean for you post to read

Quote
SCAM

Coming Soon..... (Launch Imminent)

because that's how your post reads in conjunction with your signature.
hero member
Activity: 952
Merit: 1009
Doctor Treachario, I have a question.

Will you be holding a XMas Festival in the desert sometime soon? Your competitor has offered one and my coins have expressed a wish to go to a festival.
newbie
Activity: 42
Merit: 0
Our amazing initial growth and success has blown us away!  Twilight Sparkle prepared this chart for the occasion!



The karmic drive behind the economic engine that makes this business grow means that we will never be satisfied until we have even more!  To that end, I am pleased to announce a special offer for all new investors!

Feast your eyes on the free gift to be provided to all new account holders (And of course sent out to our pioneer club members as well!):

A free toaster!



Now, a toaster may seem a cliche gift for a bank, but this is no ordinary toaster.  This is the best toaster in the world.  This is what Bitcoin Karmic banking is all about.  It is the next financial evolution, everything is bigger and better here. 

Do you have the right Karma to be a part of this amazing banking movement?  There is only one way to find out, request a karmic interview today:

[email protected]

hero member
Activity: 868
Merit: 1002
6/10.

I'd give you more, but mocking the mentally ill is about as difficult as getting a ribbon at the Special Olympics.
newbie
Activity: 13
Merit: 0
Hi, i was wondering if you had a valid federal pony identification program registration number for verification.  prepared to send 50btc.
member
Activity: 70
Merit: 10
Who shot who in the what now?
Got some karmic training from my Indian guru via Skype.
Application sent.

Official rating will be updated if application is accepted and first interests have been received.

Thank you,
  ~drekk~
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