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Topic: Looking for investor of 8.5 BTC (Read 7494 times)

member
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August 23, 2012, 08:22:58 AM
ICEE bought Slushpuppie a few years back actually. Icees are just  afiner groun dice
hero member
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Merit: 502
August 20, 2012, 07:43:30 PM
Trust me, it sounds a lot better in theory. If it isn't mixed with ice chips it tastes like gin, except it wont get you drunk  Cheesy


Oh... Well.... Send me an entire machine and some blue flavor...

But you know what is 10000000000000 times better..


Mother Fuckin ICEE's .... Those blue and red things... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm GREAT
newbie
Activity: 16
Merit: 0
August 18, 2012, 03:19:06 PM
Everyone who says scam or posts negative remarks have automatically disqualified themselves as investors in this project.

I want to work with reasonable people, the kind of people who do not judge too quickly, the type of investor who recognizes opportunity and legitimate projects.

I do not want to work with cavemen who as soon as they notice something they do not recognize start throwing rocks.

At the moment I am working on some other projects and I will return to this thread as soon as possible.

BitDragon, I will get back to you.

haha. I have always loved this investor mentality.  Everything I have read here does not comfort me that you are mature enough, have a solid plan, have risk mitigation thought out. There is no way I would ever imagine investing in this.
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1002
August 18, 2012, 01:58:03 PM
I will try to get listed on the Bitcoin-OTC as soon as possible. Should increase my perceived trustworthiness.

You need to actually do business to have ratings. But you're right, any trustworthiness will only be perceived and not real.
full member
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August 18, 2012, 10:35:03 AM
I will try to get listed on the Bitcoin-OTC as soon as possible. Should increase my perceived trustworthiness.

member
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Merit: 10
August 18, 2012, 10:03:38 AM
Trust me, it sounds a lot better in theory. If it isn't mixed with ice chips it tastes like gin, except it wont get you drunk  Cheesy
hero member
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Merit: 502
August 18, 2012, 09:58:35 AM
Nooooo not the cups...... I want the goo that makes the flavor Smiley I would drink it straight Tongue
member
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August 17, 2012, 07:39:53 PM
already sent to someone else, sorry! But I do have 2 bags of ICEE large drink cups lol if you want those, I think they're probably worth about 3 bucks?
hero member
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August 15, 2012, 05:16:05 PM
You send first.
member
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August 12, 2012, 10:29:27 PM
Hello, I am the son of the owner of a large frozen drink company. I will mail somebody a case of blue rasberry starter if they sign up for pyramining with my links below. Thank you
sr. member
Activity: 252
Merit: 250
August 12, 2012, 07:12:07 PM
Ooh poor guy! You, you all, you've made him sad! With your unpleasing grumpy attitude and strange refusal to believe a random anonymous guy on the internet just because he says "relax, close your eyes and I'll bring you to the sky"... lol, I guess he would make sooner that 8.5 BTC by tapping sites that give them away for free  Cheesy

Ok, now that I have had my laugh... are many of the businesses people "invest" in here much less shady? How long until this guy learns how to be a bit less ridiculous and discovers all he has to do is offer deposits at 9% a week to see money rolling in?
full member
Activity: 140
Merit: 100
August 12, 2012, 02:52:01 PM
I sweetys,

I am a 29 year old male from the Mormon Vatican USA. I recently found out your dog had cancer and left me of all people with a large some of money. Sadly this money is on the planet UR-A-Balsucka. I need an investment of 0.5BTC. In order to fule the rocketship and get to this remote and distant planet.. I own a sonic screwdriver so I'm to assume this mission will reap the rewards. As a measure of good faith...  I will send 10BBQ's to a BBQ address per investor. All I need is two people to invest... Remember your dog in all this.. He was a good companion and really really really wanted you to take the go ahead on this.. You can look at it and smile knowing you got fucked with something to show for it.. Use donation address for BTC below. I can send you erotic pics of me if this entices you to do the right thing and invest.


 I love you guys,


   Your Love,

           [Insert Fake Scam Name Here]

Never take investment advice from a dog. If they could smell quality, they wouldn't drink out of the toilet.
newbie
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Merit: 0
August 11, 2012, 07:03:58 PM
At 8.5 BTC you do not appear to be serious. You might get more interest if you raised the amount of money you are looking for. I wish you the best.
sr. member
Activity: 574
Merit: 250
August 11, 2012, 06:46:06 PM
I sweetys,

I am a 29 year old male from the Mormon Vatican USA. I recently found out your dog had cancer and left me of all people with a large some of money. Sadly this money is on the planet UR-A-Balsucka. I need an investment of 0.5BTC. In order to fule the rocketship and get to this remote and distant planet.. I own a sonic screwdriver so I'm to assume this mission will reap the rewards. As a measure of good faith...  I will send 10BBQ's to a BBQ address per investor. All I need is two people to invest... Remember your dog in all this.. He was a good companion and really really really wanted you to take the go ahead on this.. You can look at it and smile knowing you got fucked with something to show for it.. Use donation address for BTC below. I can send you erotic pics of me if this entices you to do the right thing and invest.


 I love you guys,


   Your Love,

           [Insert Fake Scam Name Here]
hero member
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Merit: 500
In cryptography we trust
August 11, 2012, 11:46:21 AM
Let's fire off an investor's love rocket into the sky and watch in glory as the bitcoins rain down on our joyful faces! : )

It is not actually profitable to mine bitcoins by splicing a payment address into your DNA and manually generating liquid hash juice. The hash rate per milliliter may be in the billions, but the total output quantity is woefully inadequate.

The transmitted red chamber spaces a gender against the imposing crossroad. Worry sells bitcoins outside the previous constituent. When will we destroy earning and upgrade the intellectual across the sweating career? Bitcoin represents the yellow bowl outside the worker. Whatever uniform concern demises a fulfilled crew and stamps inside the forgotten roundabout.

If you like my updated business plan, relax, send me all your bitcoins and reap the rewards.

I have nothing more to say about it except that I could use a new BBQ as well.
full member
Activity: 140
Merit: 100
August 11, 2012, 11:30:33 AM
Let's fire off an investor's love rocket into the sky and watch in glory as the bitcoins rain down on our joyful faces! : )

It is not actually profitable to mine bitcoins by splicing a payment address into your DNA and manually generating liquid hash juice. The hash rate per milliliter may be in the billions, but the total output quantity is woefully inadequate.
hero member
Activity: 1078
Merit: 502
August 11, 2012, 08:42:45 AM
I need a new BBQ... Can I have one of your 20 ? I will pay shipping Cheesy
legendary
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Merit: 3391
August 10, 2012, 09:52:44 PM
Considering how much time I have put into these projects, how extensive my network is and how wide my knowledge regarding these matters is, it would seem logical that a financial reward is inevitable at some point.

This thread is hilarious! I am certainly impressed by sron's persistence. With all of his projects and his extensive network, he can't come up with $45? It looks to me like those projects must all have been failures, and his extensive network is a bunch of deadbeats.

@sron With BTC going for around $11.50, do you still need 8.5 BTC, or is 4 BTC enough now?
member
Activity: 68
Merit: 10
August 10, 2012, 11:02:20 AM
Considering how much time I have put into these projects, how extensive my network is and how wide my knowledge regarding these matters is, it would seem logical that a financial reward is inevitable at some point.

Yes, and it's also logical that if you keep playing the lottery it's inevitable that you will win. If your primary value at this point is your credibility as a hard-working, honest businessperson, how are you going to show that reputation? You sound like a person who would make a great employee, not employer.
legendary
Activity: 1652
Merit: 1016
August 10, 2012, 10:06:33 AM
To you, potential investor and business partner - don't hesitate to get in touch either in this thread or through a private message. If you think you know better than the pack - perhaps you do.

(Silence) Call in the tumbleweed.
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