Woah! Unless you are the same as Foxpup, which I believe you're not, not in this universe, you seem to be experimenting time travel and you've got some promising results!
I understand it's not commercially available, but it's a start!
I think I got it now how does Foxpup handle the payments: goes back in time, buys some bitcoin at under 1$ a piece, then she can easily fill some thirsty bags.
I understand that she didn't tell how she does this, but I'm impressed, you seem to have a good progress on replicating that procedure.