Topic: LoyceV's Avatar for Rent [first 🦊🦊🦊3 YEARS🦊🦊🦊 (165 weeks) rented out] - page 56. (Read 32077 times)

I will have a request for you, if in the near future you plan to replenish your collection with some interesting edition. I would like to ask you to shove the book back, as after my last visit to the Hill-Valley Library in my rush, I forgot to do so. The edition is in Section F, Subclass MC (Manners and Customs).

Surely 18:20:00 UTC on a Wednesday would be best?

Watts per hour means a linear increase in power. Given enough time, that becomes an enourmous amount of power, and anyone with a time machine has all the time they ever need. In just over 5 thousand years (45 million hour), you produce enough power cycling as the Three Gorges Dam!

On a serious note: Please learn the difference between units of power and energy.

Well, I was hoping for something bigger too. Maybe I'll wait extending the domain until the last possible second. How appropriate would it be if whois shows it was updated one second before it would have expired?

While eagerly waiting for the second year anniversary orgy party, I started thinking deeply how I can worship better our Supreme Leader. A prayer would be nice, maybe something similar to the prayer used for worshiping the Supreme Leader of Trust System, but for this my imagination has to work hard.

However, at the moment I can kneel down for piously saying my prayers in front of a small statue of our merciful boss:


And yes, in the background you can see some books which should not miss from the library of any Cypherpunk's fanatic. From right to left,

- The Most Dangerous Man In The World: The Inside Story On Julian Assange And WikiLeaks, by Andrew Fowler
- Cypherpunks: Freedom and the Future of the Internet, by Julian Assange, Jacob Appelbaum, Andy Müller-Maguhn and Jérémie Zimmermann
- Underground: Tales of Hacking, Madness and Obsession on the Electronic Frontier, by Julian Assange and Suelette Dreyfus
- True Names, by Vernor Vinge (this book being the only way for reading Tim May's masterpiece True Nyms and Crypto Anarchy)
- Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson (this being one of the two books in the world with references to Cypherpunks; the second one is Cryptonomicon)
- Cryptonomicon, by Neal Stephenson and almost all the books which represent its sequel: The Baroque Cycle (containing Quicksilver, The Confusion and The System of the World -- I ordered this last book in December and it still did not arrive ), Reamde and Fall; or, Dodge in Hell
- last, but not least, 1984, by George Orwell (this book being an inspiration for Cypherpunks' work).

And yes, the books are not just for decoration purposes, I actually read them

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Time is relative, young padawan... Don't you see this topic's title? We, as a gang, live in a year containing 99 weeks and still counting. I don't know what special calculus you made up there, but I bet you didn't take into consideration 99 weeks years.

Why did I just read 29 pages of discussion about flux capacitors and didn't even saw a comment for who's providing the "one point twenty-one jigowatts" needed to run this system?

I mean.... wait a second .... Is that the reason why Foxpup implemented the cycling club? Is the gang working towards generating enough energy to power on the flux capacitors?

Let's make basic math :

1 member of the Foxpup's merit cycling club for sure outputs the same energy as top Tour de France athletes, so we're talking AT LEAST 500 watts per hour[1]

5 members x 500 watts/hour x 16632 hours (in 99 weeks) = 41 580 000 watts generated to far.

We all know that "jigowatts" is in a similar energy state that "gigawatts" albeit in a more stable and contained level, so we get about 0.04158

By my logarithmic formula that I've left running overnight I estimate that the flux capacitor will be activated in 52.9680365 years. Or was it already activated are we're just feeling the impact now?

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[1] http://bodytransform.co/Blog/Power+output+during+exercise.html

Thanks again, flawless timing as usual

On a slightly related matter, I received an email yesterday: "Loyce, isfoxpupstillaNSFWvixen.today will expire in 30 days - renew now". I'll renew it soon

Ninety-ninth week paid.

That's a good point. I shall lubricate it with some fermented grapes as there is no way someone sober can watch 6 hours of ads.

Looool! In this case, Thank you for existing here, LoyceV

And I was thinking that my services as brand new Foxpup's lieutenant helped me passing through ChipMixer's KYC...

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Hehe, thanks! No worries about being mean, I was amused by reading your post. To be honest -- and I'll make a confession here -- I think you have a special kind of humor, which is rarely used and even more rarely tasted: a dry humor. But I, for one, am a big fan of it, using it also as much as I can, while also noticing that not many understand it, nor taste it. But important is that it makes me laugh, at least  = )))

And I have to say I was amused many times reading your dry humor posts on this forum Cheers!

I think DarkStar_ saw your avatar and thought "why is LoyceV still not in the campaign".

Ok, that was mean, sorry. Congratulations!

Uh-huh... It seems that suchmoon has premonitory powers Apparently, (way) sooner than I expected, I passed also through the KYC system of ChipMixer Now I am fully verified!

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Old, tribal, magical rituals worked for thousands of year already! But the dark side of the Force is the key, young padawan


Excepting all the remarkable observations you made above, I'll try to con-fuse things (or, rather, confuse) more with another detail:


Practically, those performing the above occult ritual, may receive the honor to be entitled as


If you reach this point, everything is possible. But becoming a true foxhole felcher is harder than reaching Everest

Nice try!
The rules of the club, are unknown to the most, as it was already explained to you:



I think the doors to merit cycling club are opening on more convolute ways than ever.

I first tought it was all about time travelling machines:



O_e_l_e_o found his way in using a secret code word:



This code word can of course being used only once:



Might involve chemical substances:




Of course highly merit cycling is required:




Gazeta didn’t reveal how he got in. He might have cast  the perfect scroll trough a magical document.

@The Pharmacist be like

So we have now 4 perfect clones: suchmoon, loycev, o_e_l_e_o and GazetaBitcoin

If you are guys squeeze in a bit for me to get into the foxhole as well, I will be an imperfect clone as my sig is slightly different

Edit:
Sorry ThePharmarcist! lol
5 perfect clones!

Allow me to derail this thread once again to congratulate with @Gazetabitxoin for his Chipmixer acceptance.
Now he’s a(nother) perfect clone.

Obviously having a time machine helps foreseeing this!

For les conaisseurs only: are these "wife-related services"? If so, I'm also interested, as I stated earlier this year (about 58 weeks ago).

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Not your strong point humor is, young padawan! Dark side of the Force surrounds you, beware! Obey to our Supreme Leader, you must!

Who's to say Foxpup isn't buying services from me?  

Nobody knows

Right.

I do. Business is the activity of making one's living or making money by producing or buying and selling products (such as goods and services). Simply put, it is any activity or enterprise entered into for profit. [Taken from the first two lines of wikipedia]

I don't know what Foxpup does, but I don't see how this is profitable for him. A comic doesn't justify that this is a business. It's more like giving away bitcoins.