Topic: LoyceV's Avatar for Rent [first 🦊🦊🦊3 YEARS🦊🦊🦊 (165 weeks) rented out] - page 59. (Read 32077 times)
January 20, 2021, 02:20:16 PM
Ninety-sixth week paid.
January 13, 2021, 03:02:43 PM
Thanks again! Update: I'm 2 seconds late 
Still better than my average 
Imagine the look on 🦊's face when she sees the notification "There is a new answer in the thread" which, of course, will upset her a lot, since your message will break the magic timing, (unless, of course, she disabled this function). I have not personally checked how many milliseconds the publication is delayed, but I feel that +2 seconds for a response is the ideal time. Still better than my average 
January 13, 2021, 02:29:40 PM
Thanks again!
Did a Mod just clean up this topic?
Did a Mod just clean up this topic?
I didn't get any notifications about my
January 13, 2021, 02:20:02 PM
Thanks again! Update: I'm 2 seconds late Still better than my average
Did a Mod just clean up this topic? Nope, it's just this quiet now: loyce.club/archive/details/topic_5121375
Still better than my average January 13, 2021, 02:20:00 PM
Ninety-fifth week paid.
January 06, 2021, 02:52:42 PM
Ninety-fourth week paid.
Thanks again for the payment and perfect timing! I'm slightly late. I blame the kids. January 06, 2021, 02:20:00 PM
Ninety-fourth week paid.
January 02, 2021, 12:16:33 PM
Guess I need to start shopping around for a 30 year old bottle. This is going to become an expensive tradition.
Send help.
What are we all drinking to mark $20k?
Nothing fancy, just 38% ouzo.So you're saying I should have settled for 20%?
January 02, 2021, 12:09:24 PM
Guess I need to start shopping around for a 30 year old bottle. This is going to become an expensive tradition.
Send help. 
December 31, 2020, 11:18:51 AM
Well, it's relative. Enemies should be closer than "just friends", but not as close as "friends with benefits". Only the latter category should have access to your thighs and any foodstuffs crushed therein.
Have you not seen the first movie from Resident Evil? There's plenty of useful things to do to an enemy with your thighs.... December 31, 2020, 11:09:04 AM
Instructions unclear. Now have enemies with benefits.
Those are more commonly known as "spouses", and yes, they should be kept closer than (and ideally completely separate from) friends with benefits, if only to avoid conflict. 
I'm having trouble processing all this. I think the explanation of this elaborate arrangement could benefit from some pictorial illustrations.
December 31, 2020, 06:18:11 AM
Instructions unclear. Now have enemies with benefits.
Those are more commonly known as "spouses", and yes, they should be kept closer than (and ideally completely separate from) friends with benefits, if only to avoid conflict. December 31, 2020, 05:38:59 AM
Instructions unclear. Now have enemies with benefits.
December 31, 2020, 02:24:04 AM
Wait. Is the advice "Keep your enemies closer" not literal?
Well, it's relative. Enemies should be closer than "just friends", but not as close as "friends with benefits". Only the latter category should have access to your thighs and any foodstuffs crushed therein. December 30, 2020, 05:05:02 PM
I'm firmly of the opinion that if an enemy's head (or indeed any part of their body) is between your thighs, your self-defence strategy has already failed. 
Wait. Is the advice "Keep your enemies closer" not literal? Next you'll be telling me I don't need to eat an apple every day! 
December 30, 2020, 04:10:18 PM
You will need to explain the situation regarding someone's head and/or watermelon being between your thighs.
I'm confused too, particularly about the "enemies" part. I'm firmly of the opinion that if an enemy's head (or indeed any part of their body) is between your thighs, your self-defence strategy has already failed. legendary
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December 30, 2020, 04:05:39 PM
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog".
In case anyone cares (which I doubt ), the above sentence contains all the letters of the (English) alphabet.
Other than that, as we'll be able to talkderailed subjects very serious matters in this topic only since the next year, I wish you all Happy New Year in 2021 and I hope you'll achieve everything you wish for!
In case anyone cares (which I doubt
), the above sentence contains all the letters of the (English) alphabet.Other than that, as we'll be able to talk
December 30, 2020, 03:27:05 PM
You will need to explain the situation regarding someone's head and/or watermelon being between your thighs.
I plead the fifth. December 30, 2020, 03:22:28 PM
Furthermore, I would like to file a complaint. I have been cycling all year and I still do not have thighs which can crush my enemies' heads a watermelon. Please advise.
You will need to explain the situation regarding someone's head and/or watermelon being between your thighs.
December 30, 2020, 02:48:17 PM
Have you two finally achieved flux capacitor synchrony? I've not been waiting for this moment!
Furthermore, I would like to file a complaint. I have been cycling all year and I still do not have thighs which can crushmy enemies' heads a watermelon. Please advise.
Furthermore, I would like to file a complaint. I have been cycling all year and I still do not have thighs which can crush
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