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legendary
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April 01, 2014, 03:42:42 PM
There are many debris on the ocean surface. These can trick satellites.
Remember: we are living on a polluted planet.
My intention was not to post "yet another April fool's day".
I watched the subject at Euronews and CNN and I am really worried.
What if you are in the next Flight 370 ?
Therefore some answers must be provided in order to avoid such tragedies.

I fly monthly. I am seriously worried about this. So much so that a few days ago I ordered a Breitling emergency mission so if I'm ever in need I can just call for help.



Haha. Planes hardly ever crash and how many planes do you know that have gone completely missing like this? 1, 2? Flying is still safer than cars.

yep it is, but if its possible to crash or go missing and I fly as often as I do then I see no issues taking extraordinary precautions. 

Maybe have some GPS trackers surgically implanted? Though if plane goes boom they're likely to be obliterated with you.

LOL, that is what I bought kinda. But I wear it on my wrist.

http://www.breitling.com/en/models/professional/emergency/

How much was it? I don't know how effective it'll be if the plane explodes in a fireball haha. Unless it's made out of Black Boxes haha.

Nono, fireball and I'm dead too.. But if we go down and I'm floating on a wing or seat cushion then it would save me.

It was just under 3200 CAD.

Even if you and it stays intact, you can't survive for long in freezing cold water, but they might find your corpse at least haha.

Well that all depends on where I go down.. There is warm water in the ocean too, like in the tropics. I doubt I would freeze in those waters. Here is a list, don't if its official but the watch has saved lives.

http://firstwristwatch.com/breitling-2/Breitling_EMERGENCY_how_many_lives_saved.html
legendary
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April 01, 2014, 03:38:18 PM
who's footing the bill for all the search operations ? Surely not malaysia airlines

people are also loosing interest in this news, i have a feeling the search will be called off in the next 2 weeks.

I'm not sure either who's footing the bill, but I can assure you the "search" wont be called off until the wreckage has been discovered. Will it be this intense as time goes on? Probably not but there will be an active search till its found.
sr. member
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Giga
April 01, 2014, 03:25:32 PM
who's footing the bill for all the search operations ? Surely not malaysia airlines

people are also loosing interest in this news, i have a feeling the search will be called off in the next 2 weeks.
global moderator
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April 01, 2014, 01:46:15 PM
There are many debris on the ocean surface. These can trick satellites.
Remember: we are living on a polluted planet.
My intention was not to post "yet another April fool's day".
I watched the subject at Euronews and CNN and I am really worried.
What if you are in the next Flight 370 ?
Therefore some answers must be provided in order to avoid such tragedies.

I fly monthly. I am seriously worried about this. So much so that a few days ago I ordered a Breitling emergency mission so if I'm ever in need I can just call for help.



Haha. Planes hardly ever crash and how many planes do you know that have gone completely missing like this? 1, 2? Flying is still safer than cars.

yep it is, but if its possible to crash or go missing and I fly as often as I do then I see no issues taking extraordinary precautions. 

Maybe have some GPS trackers surgically implanted? Though if plane goes boom they're likely to be obliterated with you.

LOL, that is what I bought kinda. But I wear it on my wrist.

http://www.breitling.com/en/models/professional/emergency/

How much was it? I don't know how effective it'll be if the plane explodes in a fireball haha. Unless it's made out of Black Boxes haha.

Nono, fireball and I'm dead too.. But if we go down and I'm floating on a wing or seat cushion then it would save me.

It was just under 3200 CAD.

Even if you and it stays intact, you can't survive for long in freezing cold water, but they might find your corpse at least haha.
legendary
Activity: 1008
Merit: 1000
Making money since I was in the womb! @emc2whale
April 01, 2014, 01:05:19 PM
There are many debris on the ocean surface. These can trick satellites.
Remember: we are living on a polluted planet.
My intention was not to post "yet another April fool's day".
I watched the subject at Euronews and CNN and I am really worried.
What if you are in the next Flight 370 ?
Therefore some answers must be provided in order to avoid such tragedies.

I fly monthly. I am seriously worried about this. So much so that a few days ago I ordered a Breitling emergency mission so if I'm ever in need I can just call for help.



Haha. Planes hardly ever crash and how many planes do you know that have gone completely missing like this? 1, 2? Flying is still safer than cars.

yep it is, but if its possible to crash or go missing and I fly as often as I do then I see no issues taking extraordinary precautions. 

Maybe have some GPS trackers surgically implanted? Though if plane goes boom they're likely to be obliterated with you.

LOL, that is what I bought kinda. But I wear it on my wrist.

http://www.breitling.com/en/models/professional/emergency/

How much was it? I don't know how effective it'll be if the plane explodes in a fireball haha. Unless it's made out of Black Boxes haha.

Nono, fireball and I'm dead too.. But if we go down and I'm floating on a wing or seat cushion then it would save me.

It was just under 3200 CAD.
global moderator
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April 01, 2014, 12:56:53 PM
There are many debris on the ocean surface. These can trick satellites.
Remember: we are living on a polluted planet.
My intention was not to post "yet another April fool's day".
I watched the subject at Euronews and CNN and I am really worried.
What if you are in the next Flight 370 ?
Therefore some answers must be provided in order to avoid such tragedies.

I fly monthly. I am seriously worried about this. So much so that a few days ago I ordered a Breitling emergency mission so if I'm ever in need I can just call for help.



Haha. Planes hardly ever crash and how many planes do you know that have gone completely missing like this? 1, 2? Flying is still safer than cars.

yep it is, but if its possible to crash or go missing and I fly as often as I do then I see no issues taking extraordinary precautions. 

Maybe have some GPS trackers surgically implanted? Though if plane goes boom they're likely to be obliterated with you.

LOL, that is what I bought kinda. But I wear it on my wrist.

http://www.breitling.com/en/models/professional/emergency/

How much was it? I don't know how effective it'll be if the plane explodes in a fireball haha. Unless it's made out of Black Boxes haha.
legendary
Activity: 1008
Merit: 1000
Making money since I was in the womb! @emc2whale
April 01, 2014, 12:54:26 PM
There are many debris on the ocean surface. These can trick satellites.
Remember: we are living on a polluted planet.
My intention was not to post "yet another April fool's day".
I watched the subject at Euronews and CNN and I am really worried.
What if you are in the next Flight 370 ?
Therefore some answers must be provided in order to avoid such tragedies.

I fly monthly. I am seriously worried about this. So much so that a few days ago I ordered a Breitling emergency mission so if I'm ever in need I can just call for help.



Haha. Planes hardly ever crash and how many planes do you know that have gone completely missing like this? 1, 2? Flying is still safer than cars.

yep it is, but if its possible to crash or go missing and I fly as often as I do then I see no issues taking extraordinary precautions. 

Maybe have some GPS trackers surgically implanted? Though if plane goes boom they're likely to be obliterated with you.

LOL, that is what I bought kinda. But I wear it on my wrist.

http://www.breitling.com/en/models/professional/emergency/
hero member
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April 01, 2014, 12:35:17 PM
boy.... if you want to play with "black" magic....
global moderator
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April 01, 2014, 12:29:50 PM
There are many debris on the ocean surface. These can trick satellites.
Remember: we are living on a polluted planet.
My intention was not to post "yet another April fool's day".
I watched the subject at Euronews and CNN and I am really worried.
What if you are in the next Flight 370 ?
Therefore some answers must be provided in order to avoid such tragedies.

I fly monthly. I am seriously worried about this. So much so that a few days ago I ordered a Breitling emergency mission so if I'm ever in need I can just call for help.



Haha. Planes hardly ever crash and how many planes do you know that have gone completely missing like this? 1, 2? Flying is still safer than cars.

yep it is, but if its possible to crash or go missing and I fly as often as I do then I see no issues taking extraordinary precautions. 

Maybe have some GPS trackers surgically implanted? Though if plane goes boom they're likely to be obliterated with you.
legendary
Activity: 1008
Merit: 1000
Making money since I was in the womb! @emc2whale
April 01, 2014, 12:27:23 PM
There are many debris on the ocean surface. These can trick satellites.
Remember: we are living on a polluted planet.
My intention was not to post "yet another April fool's day".
I watched the subject at Euronews and CNN and I am really worried.
What if you are in the next Flight 370 ?
Therefore some answers must be provided in order to avoid such tragedies.

I fly monthly. I am seriously worried about this. So much so that a few days ago I ordered a Breitling emergency mission so if I'm ever in need I can just call for help.



Haha. Planes hardly ever crash and how many planes do you know that have gone completely missing like this? 1, 2? Flying is still safer than cars.

yep it is, but if its possible to crash or go missing and I fly as often as I do then I see no issues taking extraordinary precautions. 
global moderator
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April 01, 2014, 12:24:52 PM
There are many debris on the ocean surface. These can trick satellites.
Remember: we are living on a polluted planet.
My intention was not to post "yet another April fool's day".
I watched the subject at Euronews and CNN and I am really worried.
What if you are in the next Flight 370 ?
Therefore some answers must be provided in order to avoid such tragedies.

I fly monthly. I am seriously worried about this. So much so that a few days ago I ordered a Breitling emergency mission so if I'm ever in need I can just call for help.



Haha. Planes hardly ever crash and how many planes do you know that have gone completely missing like this? 1, 2? Flying is still safer than cars.
legendary
Activity: 1008
Merit: 1000
Making money since I was in the womb! @emc2whale
April 01, 2014, 12:23:00 PM
There are many debris on the ocean surface. These can trick satellites.
Remember: we are living on a polluted planet.
My intention was not to post "yet another April fool's day".
I watched the subject at Euronews and CNN and I am really worried.
What if you are in the next Flight 370 ?
Therefore some answers must be provided in order to avoid such tragedies.

I fly monthly. I am seriously worried about this. So much so that a few days ago I ordered a Breitling emergency mission so if I'm ever in need I can just call for help.

hero member
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'All that glitters is not gold'
April 01, 2014, 12:12:22 PM
There are many debris on the ocean surface. These can trick satellites.
Remember: we are living on a polluted planet.
My intention was not to post "yet another April fool's day".
I watched the subject at Euronews and CNN and I am really worried.
What if you are in the next Flight 370 ?
Therefore some answers must be provided in order to avoid such tragedies.
legendary
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Merit: 1000
Making money since I was in the womb! @emc2whale
April 01, 2014, 12:06:14 PM
Are you sure that Flight 370 has crashed ?
I mean look at the map of Indian Ocean, there is a huge distance from the nearest land.
Hard to believe ! I bet all the passenger where revolting if they know they flight until all the fuel was exhausted.
What if this was a blitz kidnapping ? What if Flight 370 .. landed  ?
Where ? In the nearby muslim country..


Since I started this thread I have wondered the same question.. look at the OP.

I feel like its possible the plane landed somewhere safely, but if so... why have there been no demands made? no claims of responsibility either!

It really is fucked it. It must be in the ocean somewhere though if it did crash. I cant see it crashing on land and no one noticing. 
hero member
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April 01, 2014, 12:03:11 PM
Are you sure that Flight 370 has crashed ?
I mean look at the map of Indian Ocean, there is a huge distance from the nearest land.
Hard to believe ! I bet all the passenger where revolting if they know they flight until all the fuel was exhausted.
What if this was a blitz kidnapping ? What if Flight 370 .. landed  ?
Where ? In the nearby muslim country..
global moderator
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April 01, 2014, 11:50:35 AM
i've read conspiracy theory, say that plane was going to san diego military base in south of maldives
anybody have a point of view about that?

Yeah. Where's the evidence?

sacrificed... tsunami

I think the solution is obvious. We need more witch-doctors!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwvKXIOwCjc




Clearly, if a few witch-doctors does not work, we need a whole army of them! That'd solve the problem for sure!!!
what a joke  Grin
malaysian gov believe this ppl will find that plane?


Some people think praying will help find it. American authorities have used used psychics and shit in crimes before.
hero member
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April 01, 2014, 11:45:44 AM
sacrificed... tsunami

I think the solution is obvious. We need more witch-doctors!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwvKXIOwCjc




Clearly, if a few witch-doctors does not work, we need a whole army of them! That'd solve the problem for sure!!!
what a joke  Grin
malaysian gov believe this ppl will find that plane?
legendary
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April 01, 2014, 11:43:31 AM
I dont think were ever going to find this jet. As the minutes go by were having less and less of a chance.

I really feel bad for the families of all involved. They must be going crazy.
hero member
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April 01, 2014, 11:41:57 AM
i've read conspiracy theory, say that plane was going to san diego military base in south of maldives
anybody have a point of view about that?
I wonder if any site will have the balls to do an April Fool's story that they found it?
the joke is too extreme maybe
it's about people life
legendary
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April 01, 2014, 11:27:50 AM
I wonder if any site will have the balls to do an April Fool's story that they found it?

Ong nooo.. that would be too intense and I  think even for a joke that is too much. Way too much mate Smiley
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