I made $10k by playing the ‘sideways noise’. But now I’m not able to do that because Minexcoin is actually fulfilling it’s purpose of being a low volatility coin.
So now I’m here trying to spread FUD so that you stupid people dump so that I can fill up my buy order and keep playing the ‘sideways noise’.
So dump your coins. Minexcoin is going to crash!
P.S. I care about everyone here hence I’m taking out my precious time to offer my insight. I’m in no way going to profit.
To be clear, though, I really don't care about the people here. I only care about the coin. I don't have to actually care about someone to offer information that would help them, because that in turn helps the coin. It's almost like giving to charity; you don't have to actually care about the hungry kid that's going to be fed if you only care that they're being fed.
I give you +1 for your wit, but it's a little on the nose. Try some more passive aggression next time. Also, your data is wrong about what I made in the sideways noise (you have to italicize it, not apostrophe-quote it). It was 10 coins. That was enough of a 'constant boast' to get shit on for it. Great stuff. (Just making sure you're at least accurate when trying to shitpost me. C'mon, man, do your research first.)