You might be on to something here. I think the safest thing to do would be to ban any mention of Bitcoin on this forum. Then we can all safely post vapid chatbot-generated texts on the Bitcoin Discussion board, peddle some shitcoins here and there, and maybe run a few scams in the marketplace (but obviously take only PayPal payments).
I have a better suggestion. We should edit Bitcoin Discussion board into Anti Bitcoin Discussion board and ban any positive discussion about Bitcoin. Then the next time the Feds will enter Bitcoin Talk they will say 'Phew!', wipe the sweat off their forehead and leave the Forum alone.
We should start requiring all members to upload identification documents to continue posting too. But make them publicly accessible so all those fuckers who are even THINKING of doing crime will feel the fear up their bum and never come back again. Easy, quick clean up!
Then I have an AMAZING strategy to help theymos keep the Forum up and running. I have not seen YouTube and Twitter seized by any Local Authority so this has to be perfectly legal. Add on the Forum a big GIVEAWAY sign no body can miss. Once you click, you are sent to the Satoshi giveaway of 100,000 Bitcoin. Put a QR of the personal Wallet of theymos, but tell them Satoshi will double any amount they send to it. Quick money the perfectly legal way! Entrepreneurs HATE this secret!
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So I can now move from the wildly criminal Mixing Service advertisement to the...
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I forgot to say that I am the biggest Terrorist of the World. I in fact have some bombs laying on my back as I am writing this post. Please! Fed! Investigate me! Fuck all those Rich people who launder trillions! Also do not forget to look into poorer sections of the Forum such as Local Indian board or Nigerian board. You may find some wild criminal activity there. Could you imagine some body may have withdrawn five Dollars to feed their family and never paid Taxes for it? FIVE DOLLARS! Time to strike and sanction all them active criminals!
Please Feds, you can NOT forgive me for being such an avid supporter of the ULTRA MEGA EXTRA EXCEEDINGLY WILDLY SUPER CRIMINAL Mixers!
EXTREMELY RADICALLY REVOLUTIONARILY INCREDIBLY PARTICULARLY VERY Criminal Mixers in fact. There you go. Now the Feds must be sweating and shaking, desperately trying to find me. TRY THAT, FEDS! In case you got carried away by the caps locked words do not forget to be careful about those bombs on my back though.