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legendary
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May 10, 2017, 08:56:17 PM
Verse 54:1-2 of the Qur'an reads:

    اقْتَرَبَتِ السَّاعَةُ وَانشَقَّ الْقَمَرُ وَإِن يَرَوْا آيَةً يُعْرِضُوا وَيَقُولُوا سِحْرٌ مُّسْتَمِرٌّ
    The hour drew nigh and the moon did rend asunder.

Really?

REALLY?

No, some 7th century dude didn't split the Moon.  It's there just like it was always.

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The following is cited as a "Miracle."

http://discoveringislam.org/mohammad_miracles.htm

 Sahih al-Bukhari Volume 4, Book 56, Number 777:

Narrated by Al-Bara:

We were one-thousand-and-four-hundred (1400) persons on the day of Al-Hudaibiya (Treaty). (At) Al-Hudaibiya, (there) was a well. We drew out its water, not leaving even a single drop. The Prophet sat at the edge of the well and asked for some water, with which he rinsed his mouth. Then he threw it out into the well. We stayed for a short while. Then, we drew water from the well and quenched our thirst.  Even our riding animals drank water to their satisfaction.


Really?

REALLY?


So, you pulled all the water out of the well and then water trickled back in from the surrounding earth?  That's what wells DO.

Duhhh!

You could pull anything from any religious book without context and you could get shit like this, religious books dont make sense these things are either metaphorical or have a greater meaning such as passing a really important message the other post "christian bs" proves it

No, you are wrong. It isn't stated metaphorically and it does not have a greater meaning. It's simply a statement that the guy split the Moon and then put it back together.

This is no different than numerous accounts of miracles in the New Testament regarding Jesus. They are exactly what they are, no more or less. They are not metaphorical and they do not have any greater meaning.

I consider all these feats of magic to be made up stories, you may take them differently.
legendary
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May 10, 2017, 11:07:28 AM
if they close the door to their bedroom god wont see them drinking, yes i realise obviously it's bullshit but i was told this by a muslim

These people find all sort of excuses. The biggest joke was a gay Muslim's excuse about sodomy. He was saying that having sex with boys are OK, as they don't have beard. Anyone without a beard is a female, and therefore having sex with them is not contradictory to Islam.

IIRC this is not "a joke," but accepted cultural practice in Afganistan and specifically promulgated by certain FATWAs.

https://www.jihadwatch.org/2015/06/it-is-permissible-for-the-mujahid-to-enjoy-young-boys-in-the-absence-of-women

That's only one dimension of the weirdness in Islamic sexual practices, though.

http://www.danielpipes.org/blog/2004/12/strange-sex-stories-from-the-muslim-world


You would be surprised to know that this is not just limited to Afghanistan. This practice is very common in all the Islamic nations, even in the previously secular countries such as Albania and Bosnia.
member
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May 10, 2017, 10:43:58 AM
Verse 54:1-2 of the Qur'an reads:

    اقْتَرَبَتِ السَّاعَةُ وَانشَقَّ الْقَمَرُ وَإِن يَرَوْا آيَةً يُعْرِضُوا وَيَقُولُوا سِحْرٌ مُّسْتَمِرٌّ
    The hour drew nigh and the moon did rend asunder.

Really?

REALLY?

No, some 7th century dude didn't split the Moon.  It's there just like it was always.

______________

The following is cited as a "Miracle."

http://discoveringislam.org/mohammad_miracles.htm

 Sahih al-Bukhari Volume 4, Book 56, Number 777:

Narrated by Al-Bara:

We were one-thousand-and-four-hundred (1400) persons on the day of Al-Hudaibiya (Treaty). (At) Al-Hudaibiya, (there) was a well. We drew out its water, not leaving even a single drop. The Prophet sat at the edge of the well and asked for some water, with which he rinsed his mouth. Then he threw it out into the well. We stayed for a short while. Then, we drew water from the well and quenched our thirst.  Even our riding animals drank water to their satisfaction.


Really?

REALLY?


So, you pulled all the water out of the well and then water trickled back in from the surrounding earth?  That's what wells DO.

Duhhh!

You could pull anything from any religious book without context and you could get shit like this, religious books dont make sense these things are either metaphorical or have a greater meaning such as passing a really important message the other post "christian bs" proves it
legendary
Activity: 2926
Merit: 1386
May 10, 2017, 10:10:30 AM
if they close the door to their bedroom god wont see them drinking, yes i realise obviously it's bullshit but i was told this by a muslim

These people find all sort of excuses. The biggest joke was a gay Muslim's excuse about sodomy. He was saying that having sex with boys are OK, as they don't have beard. Anyone without a beard is a female, and therefore having sex with them is not contradictory to Islam.

IIRC this is not "a joke," but accepted cultural practice in Afganistan and specifically promulgated by certain FATWAs.

https://www.jihadwatch.org/2015/06/it-is-permissible-for-the-mujahid-to-enjoy-young-boys-in-the-absence-of-women

That's only one dimension of the weirdness in Islamic sexual practices, though.

http://www.danielpipes.org/blog/2004/12/strange-sex-stories-from-the-muslim-world
legendary
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May 09, 2017, 09:00:08 PM
if they close the door to their bedroom god wont see them drinking, yes i realise obviously it's bullshit but i was told this by a muslim

These people find all sort of excuses. The biggest joke was a gay Muslim's excuse about sodomy. He was saying that having sex with boys are OK, as they don't have beard. Anyone without a beard is a female, and therefore having sex with them is not contradictory to Islam.
member
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May 09, 2017, 12:54:40 PM
if they close the door to their bedroom god wont see them drinking, yes i realise obviously it's bullshit but i was told this by a muslim

Muslims are quite good in interpreting the verses of the Koran for their own needs. For example, prostitution is illegal in Islam. So what they do? They marry the prostitute, have sex with her, and then divorce her after 1 or 2 hours.
Theoretically this is possible, but what have the Muslims? What prevents to do to the Christians? Every religion is just made-up frames in which she is trying to keep people to live at their expense. For this reason, all people are sinners. It is impossible to observe the rules which are not of the human essence.
full member
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May 09, 2017, 12:35:26 PM
if they close the door to their bedroom god wont see them drinking, yes i realise obviously it's bullshit but i was told this by a muslim

Muslims are quite good in interpreting the verses of the Koran for their own needs. For example, prostitution is illegal in Islam. So what they do? They marry the prostitute, have sex with her, and then divorce her after 1 or 2 hours.
legendary
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May 09, 2017, 11:26:56 AM
Actually it was not the period where she had to stop buying beer. But in Islam beer is prohibited. He may be a drinker, maybe he has not been able to quit his habit, but in the Islamic month of Ramadan is a holy month. The month of Ramadan is the month to gather worship. In the month of Ramadhan is a 1 year occasion, so he will stop drinking for a while because it may still be difficult to quit the habit. In the month of Ramadan worship rewards from Allah 2 times, but sin is also doubled if sin. In essence, the month of Ramadan is an important month for Muslims. And Ramadan is 2 weeks away from today.
if they close the door to their bedroom god wont see them drinking, yes i realise obviously it's bullshit but i was told this by a muslim
YES THAT'LL WORK!!!

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legendary
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May 09, 2017, 12:15:11 AM
Actually it was not the period where she had to stop buying beer. But in Islam beer is prohibited. He may be a drinker, maybe he has not been able to quit his habit, but in the Islamic month of Ramadan is a holy month. The month of Ramadan is the month to gather worship. In the month of Ramadhan is a 1 year occasion, so he will stop drinking for a while because it may still be difficult to quit the habit. In the month of Ramadan worship rewards from Allah 2 times, but sin is also doubled if sin. In essence, the month of Ramadan is an important month for Muslims. And Ramadan is 2 weeks away from today.
if they close the door to their bedroom god wont see them drinking, yes i realise obviously it's bullshit but i was told this by a muslim
hero member
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May 08, 2017, 01:38:37 PM
I've a Muslim friend that let us know when it's Ramadan time, because it's when he stops to drink beer for a while...  Grin
There are many Muslims that are perfectly OK.
I don't know about that.  That means there is a period of time he stops buying the beer.

(Just kidding)

Actually it was not the period where she had to stop buying beer. But in Islam beer is prohibited. He may be a drinker, maybe he has not been able to quit his habit, but in the Islamic month of Ramadan is a holy month. The month of Ramadan is the month to gather worship. In the month of Ramadhan is a 1 year occasion, so he will stop drinking for a while because it may still be difficult to quit the habit. In the month of Ramadan worship rewards from Allah 2 times, but sin is also doubled if sin. In essence, the month of Ramadan is an important month for Muslims. And Ramadan is 2 weeks away from today.
member
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May 08, 2017, 12:36:14 PM
The situation of migrants in Europe in General is very strange. It seems that with their help, someone wants to destroy Europe. There are countries of Asia, poor European countries and their inhabitants are not allowed in Europe, and Muslims go there in the millions. What is it?

Because the politicians want the Muslim immigrants to migrate to Europe. For example, Angela Merkel of Germany views them as a loyal voting bloc for her party. I don't think that she can expect the same kind of loyalty, if she permits the immigration of Ukrainians or Moldovans.
And as the migrants will vote for her? They don't get citizenship and are not entitled to vote. Moreover, they significantly reduced its rating. So it seems to me that she has other goals. As for the Ukrainians and Moldovans as cheap labor, they are much more acceptable than Muslims.
legendary
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May 08, 2017, 12:31:23 PM
The situation of migrants in Europe in General is very strange. It seems that with their help, someone wants to destroy Europe. There are countries of Asia, poor European countries and their inhabitants are not allowed in Europe, and Muslims go there in the millions. What is it?

Because the politicians want the Muslim immigrants to migrate to Europe. For example, Angela Merkel of Germany views them as a loyal voting bloc for her party. I don't think that she can expect the same kind of loyalty, if she permits the immigration of Ukrainians or Moldovans.
member
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May 08, 2017, 12:21:54 PM
There are good and bad everywhere, yes, this is true. However, today, in the real world, radical Islam is the greatest threat to the peaceful civilization

It is true. But unfortunately the Westerners are not realizing this, and they are importing more and more Muslims. The oriental people (such as the Chinese, Japanese and the Koreans) are more intelligent in this regard.
The situation of migrants in Europe in General is very strange. It seems that with their help, someone wants to destroy Europe. There are countries of Asia, poor European countries and their inhabitants are not allowed in Europe, and Muslims go there in the millions. What is it?
legendary
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May 08, 2017, 12:03:59 PM
There are good and bad everywhere, yes, this is true. However, today, in the real world, radical Islam is the greatest threat to the peaceful civilization

It is true. But unfortunately the Westerners are not realizing this, and they are importing more and more Muslims. The oriental people (such as the Chinese, Japanese and the Koreans) are more intelligent in this regard.
sr. member
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May 08, 2017, 02:24:26 AM
There are good and bad everywhere, yes, this is true. However, today, in the real world, radical Islam is the greatest threat to the peaceful civilization
legendary
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October 01, 2014, 11:14:51 AM
I've a Muslim friend that let us know when it's Ramadan time, because it's when he stops to drink beer for a while...  Grin
There are many Muslims that are perfectly OK.
Hey wait, that makes him a sinner and a bad Muslim. lol

But a great pal... at least before he gets too drunk. lol
legendary
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October 01, 2014, 10:52:36 AM
I've a Muslim friend that let us know when it's Ramadan time, because it's when he stops to drink beer for a while...  Grin
There are many Muslims that are perfectly OK.
Hey wait, that makes him a sinner and a bad Muslim. lol

legendary
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September 30, 2014, 11:14:55 PM
I've a Muslim friend that let us know when it's Ramadan time, because it's when he stops to drink beer for a while...  Grin
There are many Muslims that are perfectly OK.
I don't know about that.  That means there is a period of time he stops buying the beer.

(Just kidding)
legendary
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September 30, 2014, 11:06:21 PM
I've a Muslim friend that let us know when it's Ramadan time, because it's when he stops to drink beer for a while...  Grin
There are many Muslims that are perfectly OK.
legendary
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September 30, 2014, 11:02:47 PM
Yeah it seems as if the core belief system and text is very contradictory.  A muslim friend tried to convert me, so I entertained his desires and allowed him to read a story.  We're not friends anymore.
I have muslim friends. 

But I suspect that just as many of us who grew up in a Judeo Christian cultural milieu, they don't take it seriously at all.
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