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Topic: New Chuck Norris jokes :-) (Read 6382 times)

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March 09, 2015, 08:21:22 AM

Storries? what yuo talking bout, they are all real...... people dont mak this up, its real
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I like boobies
March 03, 2015, 04:57:18 PM
vip
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March 03, 2015, 03:11:53 PM
Chuck Norris's bitcoin transaction are sent with 0 confirmation and they are accepted everywhere.

Damn! that's better than mine  Roll Eyes

Chuck Norris simply looked at Satoshi's bitcoin wallet address, then Satoshi emailed him all the private keys.

After a hard day's work, Chuck Norris went home, flopped on the sofa, then turned on the TV. Somewhere in New York City, Bruce Wagner cried out to Gel, "He's onto us!"

Lol really hard to get , had to read 3 times Cheesy

Hope you didn't make the mistaken in believing that both jokes were connected, for they weren't. Rereading 3 more times in 5...4...3...

On Chuck Norris' first day of school, the teacher said, "Welcome, class...," whereupon Chuck yelled "Recess!" Nary a sole argued, with Chuck continuing the practice to graduation of high school with a 4.0 GPA.
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March 03, 2015, 02:03:00 PM
Chuck Norris's bitcoin transaction are sent with 0 confirmation and they are accepted everywhere.

Damn! that's better than mine  Roll Eyes

Chuck Norris simply looked at Satoshi's bitcoin wallet address, then Satoshi emailed him all the private keys.

After a hard day's work, Chuck Norris went home, flopped on the sofa, then turned on the TV. Somewhere in New York City, Bruce Wagner cried out to Gel, "He's onto us!"

Lol really hard to get , had to read 3 times Cheesy
vip
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Merit: 1145
March 03, 2015, 10:43:27 AM
Chuck Norris's bitcoin transaction are sent with 0 confirmation and they are accepted everywhere.

Damn! that's better than mine  Roll Eyes

Chuck Norris simply looked at Satoshi's bitcoin wallet address, then Satoshi emailed him all the private keys.

After a hard day's work, Chuck Norris went home, flopped on the sofa, then turned on the TV. Somewhere in New York City, Bruce Wagner cried out to Gel, "He's onto us!"
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March 03, 2015, 09:47:51 AM
#99
Could you guys post some funny short jokes somewhere ( not chuck Norris ones!)  pretty pls? Smiley

Could you please go back to the fabiola!-needs-attention thread?...... please.....  and stop posting here again.... ever ... please?

This is a honorary thread for the greatest man ever walked the planet.

Your comment arrives late as always Brian, we've already been having a joke party @ the fabiola! thread since last night.
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March 03, 2015, 09:42:08 AM
#98
Could you guys post some funny short jokes somewhere ( not chuck Norris ones!)  pretty pls? Smiley

Could you please go back to the fabiola!-needs-attention thread?...... please.....  and stop posting here again.... ever ... please?

This is a honorary thread for the greatest man ever walked the planet.
sr. member
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March 02, 2015, 06:58:40 PM
#97
Could you guys post some funny short jokes somewhere ( not chuck Norris ones!)  pretty pls? Smiley
sr. member
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I like boobies
March 02, 2015, 06:55:32 PM
#96
Chuck Norris's bitcoin transaction are sent with 0 confirmation and they are accepted everywhere.

Damn! that's better than mine  Roll Eyes

Terrible jokes u guys!! Smiley

sr. member
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March 02, 2015, 06:39:09 PM
#95
Chuck Norris's bitcoin transaction are sent with 0 confirmation and they are accepted everywhere.

Damn! that's better than mine  Roll Eyes

Terrible jokes u guys!! Smiley
legendary
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Just looking for peace
February 24, 2015, 11:26:39 AM
#94
Chuck Norris's bitcoin transaction are sent with 0 confirmation and they are accepted everywhere.

Damn! that's better than mine  Roll Eyes
legendary
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February 24, 2015, 11:15:50 AM
#93
Chuck Norris's bitcoin transaction are sent with 0 confirmation and they are accepted everywhere.
legendary
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Just looking for peace
February 24, 2015, 11:01:35 AM
#92
Chuck Norris's bitcoin transaction are sent with 100 confirmation Grin
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February 24, 2015, 08:34:00 AM
#91
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake in the desert, and after 3 days of pain and agony, the snake died

True story right there.

Yeah..lol..true story
vip
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February 24, 2015, 01:14:34 AM
#90
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

You guys are both so original  Roll Eyes

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing the winner's underwear on his head.

Meanwhile, 17 Pakleds...
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February 23, 2015, 05:03:38 PM
#89
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake in the desert, and after 3 days of pain and agony, the snake died

True story right there.
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February 23, 2015, 05:02:26 PM
#88
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake in the desert, and after 3 days of pain and agony, the snake died
hero member
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February 23, 2015, 04:58:35 PM
#87
Before he goes to sleep each night, the boogeyman checks his closet and under his bed for Chuck Norris. Grin

The topic is about NEW Chuck Norris jokes

Hail the almighty Chuck Norris.
legendary
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February 23, 2015, 04:10:46 PM
#86
Before he goes to sleep each night, the boogeyman checks his closet and under his bed for Chuck Norris. Grin
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February 23, 2015, 11:44:23 AM
#85
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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