Topic: New Chuck Norris jokes :-) - page 2. (Read 6373 times)
Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck norris every where
Chuck Norris scammed you with bitcoin chargeback.
When Superman goes to bed...He wears Chuck Norris pajamas!!!
When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he dons Sheldon's made-by-Raj's-cousins pajamas, so that by morning he'll be smart as well as invincible.
When Superman goes to bed...He wears Chuck Norris pajamas!!!
I even heard that Chuck Norris was the one who was the father of Super Man.
But I don't really want to tell that story in public
it might be disturbing.I can give you just a clue, Chuck was on planet Earth while mother of S-Man was on Krypton.
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When Superman goes to bed...He wears Chuck Norris pajamas!!!
17 Pakleds approach Chuck Norris while he and his wife were enjoying a quiet dinner at an exclusive sushi bar...
Being the gentleman that Chuck is, he kindly ask the lead Pakled, "May I help you?"
The Pakled replies with, "Today is your lucky day! I am..." He pauses, as a second Pakled whispers in the communicating Pakled's ear, whereupon the Pakled continues, "WE are going to plow OUR faces into your fist."
Chuck's wife chimes in with, "Chuck, please..."
Chuck addresses his wife mid-sentence with, "No need to beg. I'll comply." Upon hearing that, all 17 Pakleds displayed ear-to-ear smiles.
Later that evening, the 17 Pakleds, barely alive, are congregated. One pipes up to another, "Is visiting Jean-Claude Van Damme tomorrow still a go?"
Being the gentleman that Chuck is, he kindly ask the lead Pakled, "May I help you?"
The Pakled replies with, "Today is your lucky day! I am..." He pauses, as a second Pakled whispers in the communicating Pakled's ear, whereupon the Pakled continues, "WE are going to plow OUR faces into your fist."
Chuck's wife chimes in with, "Chuck, please..."
Chuck addresses his wife mid-sentence with, "No need to beg. I'll comply." Upon hearing that, all 17 Pakleds displayed ear-to-ear smiles.
Later that evening, the 17 Pakleds, barely alive, are congregated. One pipes up to another, "Is visiting Jean-Claude Van Damme tomorrow still a go?"
Which generation do you belong to?
Yes, return to the "I am fabiola I want attention thread".
hahaha, attention? I'm hardly ever here.
but yes its nice to have my own thread
Satoshi Nakamoto's identity was revealed by Chuck Norris before the creation of Bitcoin. 
Which generation do you belong to?
Yes, return to the "I am fabiola I want attention thread".
Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris
Seriously, I don't understand this generation. So much technology at their fingertips, yet too lazy to lift a finger.
http://i.imgur.com/HKjvAas.gifv
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104694/
Good movie. There's no crying in Baseball!
Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris
Seriously, I don't understand this generation. So much technology at their fingertips, yet too lazy to lift a finger.
http://i.imgur.com/HKjvAas.gifv
Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris
I'm surprised you could do that. Usually, when you try to google Chuck Norris, nothing appears because google is afraid of searching him up.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to subnet starting from zero, he can subnet starting from anywhere in the Octet.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay tax on bitcoins.
Chuck Norris is the last number in Pi.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay tax on bitcoins.
Chuck Norris is the last number in Pi.
Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris
Seriously, I don't understand this generation. So much technology at their fingertips, yet too lazy to lift a finger.
http://i.imgur.com/HKjvAas.gifv
Which generation do you belong to?
Well, I'm... wait... this isn't the fabiola! thread, it's Chuck fucking Norris!
The fabiola! Thread???
Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris
Seriously, I don't understand this generation. So much technology at their fingertips, yet too lazy to lift a finger.
http://i.imgur.com/HKjvAas.gifv
Which generation do you belong to?
Well, I'm... wait... this isn't the fabiola! thread, it's Chuck fucking Norris!
Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris
Seriously, I don't understand this generation. So much technology at their fingertips, yet too lazy to lift a finger.
http://i.imgur.com/HKjvAas.gifv
Which generation do you belong to?
Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?
Somehow I don't believe that someone don't know who is Chuck Norris.
This must be just an another joke
The name rings a bell but I have no idea what he's all about. Thanks for the links
Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?
Somehow I don't believe that someone don't know who is Chuck Norris.
This must be just an another joke
Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chuck+norris
Seriously, I don't understand this generation. So much technology at their fingertips, yet too lazy to lift a finger.
http://i.imgur.com/HKjvAas.gifv
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