Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?
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Could someone explain who Chuck Norris is? Is he supposed to be amazing at everything? Is that what these jokes are about?
Chuck Norris is the best.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris is able to generate (not mine) bitcoins with his mind. He can also slice the blockchain with his bare hands.
What? Chuck Norris generate BTC while he's be on toilet...
Chuck Norris is able to generate (not mine) bitcoins with his mind. He can also slice the blockchain with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris can DDOS the internet
Chuck Norris is a DDOS!
And he can use the Internet without any technical device!
Chuck Norris is the Internet.
Chuck Norris can DDOS the internet
Chuck Norris is a DDOS!
And he can use the Internet without any technical device!
Chuck Norris can DDOS the internet
Chuck Norris can pick up Thor's Hammer
Last time Chuck Norris did a cannon ball Japan got hit by a tsunami
Chuck Norris can walk into the NSA and they still cant track him
Chuck Norris Looked at the Virgin Mary and got her Pregnant
Chuck Norris has swam to the center of the earth
Chuck Norris can walk to the moon
Chuck Norris Took the Pictures for Apollo 13
Chuck Norris has stood on Jupiter and Saturn
Chuck Norris has a House in the Center of the sun. His windows are black holes
some of these facts are funny some are dark but all are true
Chuck Norris can walk into the NSA and they still cant track him
Chuck Norris Looked at the Virgin Mary and got her Pregnant
Chuck Norris has swam to the center of the earth
Chuck Norris can walk to the moon
Chuck Norris Took the Pictures for Apollo 13
Chuck Norris has stood on Jupiter and Saturn
Chuck Norris has a House in the Center of the sun. His windows are black holes
some of these facts are funny some are dark but all are true
Chuck Norris deactivated SkyNet by seducing that bitchy woman robot.
Chuck Norris can establish a secure connection on telnet. Without any computers tools or electrical stuff whatsoever
Chuck Norris know who is Satoshi Nakamoto.
He was satoshi nakamoto and made the satoshi paper while doing the laundry, because he needed some place to train his mental math abilities
Dave Carlson doesn't exist, Chuck Norris just solves all of MegaBigPowers block in his head
Chuck Norris still get 6% daily payouts from the cryptcominer website.
Plus the $10 daily for the signature program
Plus the $10 daily for the signature program
Chuck Norris was able to borrow bitcoins without collateral...
...While being a newbie and loan request as his first post.
These are both gold.
Here's another shit one I came up with:
Have you heard, after a flash crash the Bitcoin price has rallied to $17,000!!!
Chuck Norris caught the falling knife in his teeth, melted it down and sold the metal to NASA who used it in a new lunar lander.
chuck norris knows all his jokes from memory.
and he always knows more than you ever can count.
and he always knows more than you ever can count.
It seems some people aren't getting it. This thread is for NEW Chuck Norris jokes. (I was gonna say Chucky, but chickened out.) The one old one I posted earlier at least has a disclaimer stating as much. 
It seems that you are the one not getting it. These are Chuck Norris facts, not jokes
LOL. My mistake. Who in their right mind would dare joke about Chuck Norris?
Also Chuck Norris can pay with Bitcoins in every shop and market.
Chuck Norris don't need an ASIC miner, he solve blocks with pen and paper.
And even when he sleeps his pen is solving blocks for him. Jump to: