Topic: New Chuck Norris jokes :-) - page 4. (Read 6373 times)
Chuck Norris don't need an ASIC miner, he solve blocks with pen and paper.
It seems some people aren't getting it. This thread is for NEW Chuck Norris jokes. (I was gonna say Chucky, but chickened out.) The one old one I posted earlier at least has a disclaimer stating as much. 
It seems that you are the one not getting it. These are Chuck Norris facts, not jokes
Chuck Norris once led the black community at Ferguson in a civil protest
Chuck Norris is still buying from the Silk Road.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
In his youth, Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. They are now only referred to as 'The Islands'.
It's said that a single tear from Chuck Norris could cure cancer...unfortunately, he has never cried.
Chuck Norris ALWAYS knows where to find Carmen Santiago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HNJ93HCxUA
In his youth, Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. They are now only referred to as 'The Islands'.
It's said that a single tear from Chuck Norris could cure cancer...unfortunately, he has never cried.
Chuck Norris ALWAYS knows where to find Carmen Santiago.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
In his youth, Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. They are now only referred to as 'The Islands'.
It's said that a single tear from Chuck Norris could cure cancer...unfortunately, he has never cried.
Chuck Norris ALWAYS knows where to find Carmen Santiago.
Chuck Norris bought a working miner that arrived on time from BFL.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris know how to ROI with USB errupters :-)
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
It seems some people aren't getting it. This thread is for NEW Chuck Norris jokes. (I was gonna say Chucky, but chickened out.) The one old one I posted earlier at least has a disclaimer stating as much.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
I finally came up with a Chuck Norris joke. It's not that great, but here it is anyway.
Whenever cops see Chuck Norris in their rear view mirror, they pull themselves over.
or
Whenever cops see Chuck Norris, they beat themselves up.
Whenever cops see Chuck Norris in their rear view mirror, they pull themselves over.
or
Whenever cops see Chuck Norris, they beat themselves up.
Chuck Norris never needs a flash light, he just stares into the darkness and it moves out of the way.
Chuck Norris was able to borrow bitcoins without collateral...
...While being a newbie and loan request as his first post.
The funniest thing I heard today. Maybe we can rename this thread to "Chuck Norris and Bitcoin jokes"
Chuck Norris was able to borrow bitcoins without collateral...
...While being a newbie and loan request as his first post.
Chuck Norris was able to borrow bitcoins without collateral.
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