Topic: New Chuck Norris jokes :-) - page 5. (Read 6373 times)
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Lol!
This thread made my day
This thread made my day
Chuck Norris know who is Satoshi Nakamoto.
He was satoshi nakamoto and made the satoshi paper while doing the laundry, because he needed some place to train his mental math abilities
Chuck Norris can ban ponzis from bitcointalk
Chuck Norris jokes are inmortal haha
(Disclaimer: This is an oldie but a goodie.)
Chuck Norris doesn't flush a toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush a toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris can cut the blockchain in half.
Chuck Norris know who is Satoshi Nakamoto.
the last chuck norris joke was spoken by chuck norris himself...
Just when I was running out of Chuck Norris jokes I saw this thread :p
-What is Chuck Norris' bitcointalk.org username?
-b!z
-b!z
Chuck Norris taught his father how to grow a beard.
haha funny XD
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through Dry LAND
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through Dry LAND
+1
and another +1 because I just imagine in my mind
how does it looks to swim through Dry Land Have you heard, Bitcoin network just got taken down with a 51% attack!!
It was Chuck Norris with an abacus.
It was Chuck Norris with an abacus.
^_^ Me speechless and
Q: how did chuck Norris become rich
A: by not buying bitcoins
hope u enjoy my ultimate internet meme humor
A: by not buying bitcoins
hope u enjoy my ultimate internet meme humor
That's not very funny but well. Indeed Chuck Norris didn't became rich by buying Bitcoins.
He became rich by 51% attack with an abacus while swimming through the dry land and watching YouTube on Lynx.
All in same time if I didn't mentioned that before.
Chuck Norris can solo mine bitcoin blocks by his mind.
That's so true! I also heard that he already have 21mBTC in his wallet.
Kind regards =}
Chuck Norris can solo mine bitcoin blocks by his mind.
Have you heard, Bitcoin network just got taken down with a 51% attack!!
It was Chuck Norris with an abacus.
It was Chuck Norris with an abacus.
i really like that one
Q: how did chuck Norris become rich
A: by not buying bitcoins
hope u enjoy my ultimate internet meme humor
A: by not buying bitcoins
hope u enjoy my ultimate internet meme humor
those last three I understood, and were funny
Have you heard, Bitcoin network just got taken down with a 51% attack!!
It was Chuck Norris with an abacus.
It was Chuck Norris with an abacus.
i really like that one
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