[POLL] The Official Troll Poll - voting ends 8/21!

nutildah

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I never officially crowned anybody as the victor, but now is as good a time as any to put the troll tiara on The-One-Above-All... How's that for a troll user name, eh? "The One Above All"... The epitome of humility right there...

Enjoy your crown, cryptohunter:

I apologize for not announcing the victor earlier, but we just found a couple of boxes of ballots that went missing for a few months, plus there were irregularities in our electronic voting machine... people would press "The-One-Above-All" and end up somehow voting for "Halliburton", it was a real mess.

Anyway, thanks to all who participated, and thanks to the nominees for... well actually thanks for nothing, you should all go re-evaluate your "contributions" to the forum.

I hope you enjoyed this thread (that effectively ended 4 months ago). Happy 10th Anniversary and Merry Christmas!

xtraelv

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฿ear ride on the rainbow slide

Quote from: presduterte on August 20, 2019, 08:33:06 PM

Meh, biggest troll on a forum is like the biggest shit in the community toilet.

Try being the biggest troll on the stage of world leaders, now that's pressure!

Trying to buy a democratic country that is not for sale or building an island in disputed territory seems to work well.

presduterte

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They call me Rad Rody.

Meh, biggest troll on a forum is like the biggest shit in the community toilet.

Try being the biggest troll on the stage of world leaders, now that's pressure!

Phinnaeus Gage

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Quote from: nutildah on August 19, 2019, 01:04:10 AM

Quote from: Joel_Jantsen on August 18, 2019, 05:37:45 PM

Just saw Spoetnik being added to the list. Well, definitely my vote goes for him. If you have been here for more than 4 years you will probably vote for him because of his posts were on a whole different level. You're probably a legendary member if you voted for Spoetnik.

I had quite a few back-and-forths with Spoetnik back in the day. Wonder what happened to him. He was humorous when he wasn't just unleashing vile bilge. Sometimes he could be a bit too wordy for my tastes -- seems to be a common theme among our trolliest of trolls. I didn't vote for him because there's a few better contenders more worthy of my vote.

I had the pleasure of speaking with Spoetnik directly on the phone a couple years ago.

nutildah

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Quote from: Joel_Jantsen on August 18, 2019, 05:37:45 PM

Just saw Spoetnik being added to the list. Well, definitely my vote goes for him. If you have been here for more than 4 years you will probably vote for him because of his posts were on a whole different level. You're probably a legendary member if you voted for Spoetnik.

I had quite a few back-and-forths with Spoetnik back in the day. Wonder what happened to him. He was humorous when he wasn't just unleashing vile bilge. Sometimes he could be a bit too wordy for my tastes -- seems to be a common theme among our trolliest of trolls. I didn't vote for him because there's a few better contenders more worthy of my vote.

Joel_Jantsen

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Get your game girl

Just saw Spoetnik being added to the list. Well, definitely my vote goes for him. If you have been here for more than 4 years you will probably vote for him because of his posts were on a whole different level. You're probably a legendary member if you voted for Spoetnik.

JaredKaragen

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My AR-15 ID's itself as a toaster. Want breakfast?

Quote from: nutildah on August 18, 2019, 12:00:50 PM

Only 2 more days to go! Get your votes in now!!

You know what? We totally forgot about gembitz.

He's really only a medium energy troll, and there's no way he would ever win the poll, but its funny how he slipped all of our collective minds. He goes around trolling just about every major coin under the sun while promoting his almost non-existent Bitcoin Instant, ending every comment with his signature catch phrase, "weeeee!"

Here's what he had to say in a negative trust left for Vitalik Buterin:

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missing ===> 1337 coins because lack of communication, i tried every way to make contact... <_<

I think the current results speak for themselves TBH....

TOAA takes the cake any day of the week... just look at any one of the pages of his history....

nutildah

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Only 2 more days to go! Get your votes in now!!

You know what? We totally forgot about gembitz.

He's really only a medium energy troll, and there's no way he would ever win the poll, but its funny how he slipped all of our collective minds. He goes around trolling just about every major coin under the sun while promoting his almost non-existent Bitcoin Instant, ending every comment with his signature catch phrase, "weeeee!"

Here's what he had to say in a negative trust left for Vitalik Buterin:

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missing ===> 1337 coins because lack of communication, i tried every way to make contact... <_<

Cryptotourist

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Homo Sapiens Bitcoinerthalensis

Can't I vote like, .... 13 times for r0achie?
Huge fan.
This cannot be coincidence:

JSRAW

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Quote from: nutildah on August 16, 2019, 06:31:45 AM

For shit sake!!

You are not allowed to dox roachie here at public. On top of that, you are going to distribute his portrait to incels?

Come on, have some diarrhea. at least blur his face.

bill gator

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I can't believe diagaran didn't receive a nomination. I like a troll that can make people laugh, even TMAN avoided the list.

nutildah

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Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on August 15, 2019, 12:48:54 PM

Towelie was a troll indeed, but also a great role model. Just bursting with positivity.

NEWS FLASH: game-protect is now within 1 vote of realr0ach for the 2nd place award!

I'm thinking everybody nominated will at least get a participation trophy, something along the lines of this:

sirazimuth

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Quote from: DaveF on August 11, 2019, 01:13:02 PM

Looks like B1tUnl0ck3r just wiped all his posts going back to Feb 2019

https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/b1tunl0ck3r-771606

Not sure why, does not really matter what the crazy people do, but it was entertaining reading in it's own special way.
Kind of like donuts, you know they are bad for you but you eat them anyway.
B1tUnl0ck3r you know it's crazy ramblings but you read them anyway.

Full disclosure: I didn't really know who he was / pay attention to his posts till I saw this thread the other day.

-Dave

That's very interesting.
That lunatic has skeletons in the closet. So understandably, he is probably getting paranoid.

Phinnaeus Gage

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Quote from: nutildah on August 15, 2019, 10:39:28 AM

Just a friendly reminder, there is less than 1 week to go!

I know its dragged on for a while but I guess I wanted to give everyone a chance to vote.

So, if you haven't voted yet, vote now, or forever hold your nuts!

In the spirit of trollin' a trollin' thread ...

nutildah

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Just a friendly reminder, there is less than 1 week to go!

I know its dragged on for a while but I guess I wanted to give everyone a chance to vote.

So, if you haven't voted yet, vote now, or forever hold your nuts!

LFC_Bitcoin

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I would definitely guzzle hers ^^

Phinnaeus Gage

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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending

Quote from: LFC_Bitcoin on August 13, 2019, 09:44:18 AM

Quote from: JSRAW on August 13, 2019, 07:17:28 AM

Quote from: nutildah on August 13, 2019, 06:26:25 AM

And now Brian, back to you in the studio...

Thank you Mr.scam facilitator.

So the question still stands in front of our brain-dead audience!! Who is going to win?

Welcome, I am your host Dickhead Brian, on this edition we will analyze the situation of this fuckery and how r0achie fell behind? for this debate, Joining me in the studio our specialist Mr. Cumguzzler and special guest SuChmo(r)oN. Also we have DANGEROUS Dr. wormtongue on the phone line.

Stay tuned losers.

Mr. Cumguzzler here (wipes mouth from copious amounts of Lauda’s semen) -

‘CH seems to have an unassailable lead at the moment with just over a week left of voting. game-protect & r0ach are in there with a solid fight on for second place. They’ll need to ramp up their trolling if they wants to gain some votes from people who are yet to vote. It looks like CH has the championship in the bag but who knows what could happen’.

Now who wants to give me some more cum to guzzle, DT1 & DT2 only invitation.

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Quote from: JSRAW on August 13, 2019, 07:17:28 AM

Quote from: nutildah on August 13, 2019, 06:26:25 AM

And now Brian, back to you in the studio...

Thank you Mr.scam facilitator.

So the question still stands in front of our brain-dead audience!! Who is going to win?

Welcome, I am your host Dickhead Brian, on this edition we will analyze the situation of this fuckery and how r0achie fell behind? for this debate, Joining me in the studio our specialist Mr. Cumguzzler and special guest SuChmo(r)oN. Also we have DANGEROUS Dr. wormtongue on the phone line.

Stay tuned losers.

Mr. Cumguzzler here (wipes mouth from copious amounts of Lauda’s semen) -

‘CH seems to have an unassailable lead at the moment with just over a week left of voting. game-protect & r0ach are in there with a solid fight on for second place. They’ll need to ramp up their trolling if they wants to gain some votes from people who are yet to vote. It looks like CH has the championship in the bag but who knows what could happen’.

Now who wants to give me some more cum to guzzle, DT1 & DT2 only invitation.

Phinnaeus Gage

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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending

Quote from: JSRAW on August 13, 2019, 07:17:28 AM

Quote from: nutildah on August 13, 2019, 06:26:25 AM

And now Brian, back to you in the studio...

Thank you Mr.scam facilitator.

So the question still stands in front of our brain-dead audience!! Who is going to win?

Welcome, I am your host Dickhead Brian, on this edition we will analyze the situation of this fuckery and how r0achie fell behind? for this debate, Joining me in the studio our specialist Mr. Cumguzzler and special guest SuChmo(r)oN. Also we have DANGEROUS Dr. wormtongue on the phone line.

Stay tuned losers.

But first, after the break, the results of our live-in-studio smallest horse competition ...

JSRAW

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Quote from: nutildah on August 13, 2019, 06:26:25 AM

And now Brian, back to you in the studio...

Thank you Mr.scam facilitator.

So the question still stands in front of our brain-dead audience!! Who is going to win?

Welcome, I am your host Dickhead Brian, on this edition we will analyze the situation of this fuckery and how r0achie fell behind? for this debate, Joining me in the studio our specialist Mr. Cumguzzler and special guest SuChmo(r)oN. Also we have DANGEROUS Dr. wormtongue on the phone line.

Stay tuned losers.

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