And here's the promised big announcement!
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I am Matthew's sockpuppet!
Didn't see that one coming, did you?
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As Matthews sockpuppet, I can of course do announcements in the name of Matthew, of which the previous announcement was one. As well as this:
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Bitcoin magazine will be shipped to you through a wormhole going back in time! I mean, we don't have that technology yet, but we will at some point in the future, at which point we will ship the bitcoin magazine through it, making sure it arrives today to each of you! Also, it will be >9000 pages thick and will contain a complementary copy of
The Youtube Collection for people who have bought or will buy a subscription. So all you need to do now is wait until we have wormhole technology, and then un-wait back to today!
Thank you. That will be all.
Actually 6.21% per year is today's rate.
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