Whereas the US dollar is backed by the american dream!
No. The USD is backed by the full faith and credit of the US government. As are my deposits in real banks, which are insured by the FDIC for at least $250,000.
...unlike Bitcoin banks: NeoBee (lol ran), TradeFortress (lol ran), and Ukyo (lol ran), which, unfortunately, are not
Yeah, so like, what gives the value to the USD? The paper its printed on cost about 3 cents.
Dood, can't u read?
And BTC isn't even printed on three pennies worth of paper, so there's that