Ah, finally a question that is directed at me (I think). Okay, in the even it is really directed at me, I'll humor you a little, and answer (and even if it is not directed at me).
1. I don't have a "REAL bible," because the closest thing to a "REAL bible" that I have is "bible" in caps = Bible;
2. In the event that it was a typo on your part (yeah, I hate having to go back and correct typos, too), then clarification is still needed because "Bible" can be understood in different ways, and I am not going to list them - can't type that fast, and probably would miss some anyway;
3. A person's REAL Bible is in his heart. Most of the people who read and study the Bible don't even realize this. Yet, that is the place that God talks to a person through His Word. The Bible is simply a method for making the connection.
Biggest load of bollox I've read, if this is how you get out of supporting the devils son being born, go die quickly in your wee bolt hole, cause I know what I wrote re: revelations is the TRUTH, not some watered down crap that hides.. like you do.