The 10 STRATIS Commandments
1. STRATIS is the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2. You shall not make for yourself a carved crypto image or likeness of anything that is in Blockchain heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to inferior alts, nor serve them. For I, STRATIS your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and fourth generations of those who FUD Me, unleashing my wrath! But showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My STRATIS commandments.
3. You shall not take the name of the STRATIS your God in vain, for the STRAT will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
4. Remember the Black Sabbath day, to keep it Rocking. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Black Sabbath of the STRATIS your God.
5. Honor thy Creator Chris Trew and thy Mother Blockchain
6. You shall not murder the Buy side.
7. You shall not commit adultery with your STRATIS profits.
8. You shall not steal to buy the $STRAT.
9. You shall not FUD against your neighbor to buy cheaper $STRAT.
10. You shall not covet your neighbor’s $STRAT; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife in exchange for $STRAT,
nor his male servant, nor his female servants (Unless they are twins, then i say go for it!)
nor his ox, nor his donkey,(should go without saying, but we do get all sorts in Crypto) nor anything that is your neighbor’s.
Follow thy commandments and thy shall have all the glory this world can offer.
Printed off and framed so i can read this in the morning while sitting on my Throne!
The more followers of the STRATIS Commandments, the more thy STRATIS lord will look kindly upon the Price!
(as we se in effect today)