Fly on the wall at the KNC staff meeting recently:
"Crap, BTC is in the toilet. We never expected this. Our business model assumes a minimum of $500 BTC."
What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? Is that what we dump on the exchanges every day?
"OMG, what are we going to do ? I just bought a nice new BMW for my girl friend"
... you know, that hot 180lb blonde on that handball team that we sponsor. Don't tell my wife, please!
"I know … we'll dedicate all of our production to Neptunes. We can ship them to our DC instead of to customers and mine the crap out of BTC while the going is good. Then we'll launch cloud mining and sell over priced mining contracts to stupid people. The stuff we can't sell we'll just mine and dump on the market"
But we've been doing this same thing since before the first Jupiter shipped.
"But what about all the Titan customers?
Customers? Since when do we care about customers? Hahaha!
"We've got problems with the Titan that we'd rather not talk about"
So let's pretend there is no problem and do nothing. We're very good at that!
"We'll build and ship a few before October and then announce that we made our comittments."
You know, exactly like we did with the Jupiter... and then with the Neptunes. These idiot customers never seem to catch on, lol.
"Shouldn't we wait until the Titan works right and is reliable before we start to ship ? We're having DC/DC, SPI and urgent setwork/flush problems like crazy right now"
You're fired!
"No, we can always blame the pools or something. I'll tell our customer relationship management people to tell everybody we are working around the clock to make it right. Yeah, thats what we'll do. We'll just say that the pools aren't ready to handle the massive power of the Titan. Make sure we disable load balancing too."
Kurt, you have have been promoted!
"But people won't believe us"
You know what? You can join Sven and that Brit that we fired last year... sorry, forgot his name... in the unemployment line!
"Wo cares ? We can always pay a couple of the paparazzi press to run our story in their rags."
You too are promoted!
"We gotta mine the crap out of BTC asap or we'll be looking for jobs"
Lol, jobs?! We have so much bitcoin stashed away, we'll never have to work again! Oh shit! Are those guys that I fired still here?!
"Umm … that wouldn't be good. I doubt if anyone would give us work after the Neptune and Titan debacles"
Did you not just hear me?! We won't have to worry about having a job ever! With all of the BTC WE scammed... um... err... earned plus all of that VC money that they threw at us, work is the last thing we'll ever have to worry about.
"Crap, BTC is in the toilet. We never expected this. Our business model assumes a minimum of $500 BTC."
What is this "bitcoin" you speak of? Is that what we dump on the exchanges every day?
"OMG, what are we going to do ? I just bought a nice new BMW for my girl friend"
... you know, that hot 180lb blonde on that handball team that we sponsor. Don't tell my wife, please!
"I know … we'll dedicate all of our production to Neptunes. We can ship them to our DC instead of to customers and mine the crap out of BTC while the going is good. Then we'll launch cloud mining and sell over priced mining contracts to stupid people. The stuff we can't sell we'll just mine and dump on the market"
But we've been doing this same thing since before the first Jupiter shipped.
"But what about all the Titan customers?
Customers? Since when do we care about customers? Hahaha!
"We've got problems with the Titan that we'd rather not talk about"
So let's pretend there is no problem and do nothing. We're very good at that!
"We'll build and ship a few before October and then announce that we made our comittments."
You know, exactly like we did with the Jupiter... and then with the Neptunes. These idiot customers never seem to catch on, lol.
"Shouldn't we wait until the Titan works right and is reliable before we start to ship ? We're having DC/DC, SPI and urgent setwork/flush problems like crazy right now"
You're fired!
"No, we can always blame the pools or something. I'll tell our customer relationship management people to tell everybody we are working around the clock to make it right. Yeah, thats what we'll do. We'll just say that the pools aren't ready to handle the massive power of the Titan. Make sure we disable load balancing too."
Kurt, you have have been promoted!
"But people won't believe us"
You know what? You can join Sven and that Brit that we fired last year... sorry, forgot his name... in the unemployment line!
"Wo cares ? We can always pay a couple of the paparazzi press to run our story in their rags."
You too are promoted!
"We gotta mine the crap out of BTC asap or we'll be looking for jobs"
Lol, jobs?! We have so much bitcoin stashed away, we'll never have to work again! Oh shit! Are those guys that I fired still here?!
"Umm … that wouldn't be good. I doubt if anyone would give us work after the Neptune and Titan debacles"
Did you not just hear me?! We won't have to worry about having a job ever! With all of the BTC WE scammed... um... err... earned plus all of that VC money that they threw at us, work is the last thing we'll ever have to worry about.
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