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October 23, 2015, 08:57:34 AM
Famous Software School Tackles Fake Degrees Using the Blockchain
From our Bitcoin, is there anything you can't do? department.
1. The world’s easiest bank account to open
That would be Pirateat40's Bitcoin Savings & Trust.

2. Appreciate the appreciation

Critics of Bitcoin are quick to point out that it has lost hundreds of dollars in value since Mt. Gox ...
...and while Bitcoin prices have tumbled over the past two years, it's worth noting that 1BTC is still worth more than nothing, its price 6 years ago.

3. Launch your Business idea without the need for bank approval
Starting a new business can be very hard, financially.
Because banks actually want a coherent business plan, not wanting to lend you money for a business that's sure to fail.  Not so with bitcoiners. They'll even give you money to start a bank of your very own.

4. Quickly gain access to the rest of the digital currencies or altcoins
So you can lose money even faster.

6. Two words: Bitcoin IPOs!

These are starting to become a new bitcoin financing option.
One word: RUN!!!
Bitcoin IPOs have been around forever. 99% failure/fraud rate.

7. Programmable money has its advantages over fiat currencies
Having a truly digital currency means you can do many things a dollar simply can’t do. For example, you can have a family wallet with pre-set spending limits.
Possible with digital currencies? Sure. Possible now, with Bitcoin? No.

8. ‘Smart contracts’ provide many business options

Every day, many people worldwide use a version of the “smart contract” and don’t even know it. ... Nick Szabo coined this concept word back in 1997.
That's why.

8. Crowdfund your business or project even in the most remote area
What if you’re in an impoverished, 3rd-world nation? You don’t live near a metropolitan city. You live 30-50-100 miles from the nearest bank. You don’t own a car. Your local dirt road is flooded out by rain 3-4 days a week.
Then you (and your equally broke neighbor) just whip out your iPhones with unlimited internet, and ...and start a Bitcoin exchange. Or start selling mud from your muddy road, which you can't ship because you just dug up the road, the only avenue of egress from your impoverished hovel. Or something.

9. Don’t like your government or central banking system? Bitcoin makes a financial and political statement
Maybe you or someone you know is the type of person that hates being controlled, financially or otherwise.
Or how about you just grab a Che Guevara T-shirt at Hot Topic & not pay? Simpler and edgier, Wild One!

10. Bitcoin’s speed makes a wire transfer seem like a steam ship
Have you ever tried to take more than US$10k out of a bank?
No. I keep my hookers and blow purchases in the sub-$10k range. For everything else, there's MasterCard.

The Internet started out just like this

Yes, that's 11, and no, no it didn't. Most MLM and ponzi shemes did, but Internet? No.
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October 22, 2015, 12:34:16 PM
"Bitcoin" Startup Abra Moves to Launch Mobile Remittance App
Ways this app helps you send and receive BTC:                    Zero.
Number of times Bitcoin is mentioned on Abra landing page: Zero.

Abra: 'The people's way to send and receive cash [not bitcoin -ed.]'
'Additionally, the startup is announcing a new suite of merchant APIs, dubbed Abra Pay, that will enable Abra users to make payments using their mobile devices [without ever having to use, or think about, bitcoin -ed.]
legendary
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October 22, 2015, 12:00:06 PM
@Fakhoury: Go be a faggot elsewhere, ty.
@Fakhoury
Consider returning to your self-moderated thread, no need to shit up this one too.
Or back to peddling stolen MSDN keys, whichever. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=357170


No need to be harsh babe, take it easy babe  Kiss

What a slimeball! No wonder he's the one running the "Everything Bullshit News" thread, it takes a used car saleman to pitch for sleazy coins.
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October 22, 2015, 10:53:08 AM
Bitcoin Groups and Law Enforcement Unite to Form Blockchain Alliance
"And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper."
A group of digital currency companies and organizations are establishing a new public-private forum in a bid to foster communication and education between the government and industry stakeholders.
"And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here you are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it..."
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October 21, 2015, 10:36:14 PM
@Fakhoury: Go be a faggot elsewhere, ty.
@Fakhoury
Consider returning to your self-moderated thread, no need to shit up this one too.
Or back to peddling stolen MSDN keys, whichever. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=357170


No need to be harsh babe, take it easy babe  Kiss

Just stay in your thread if it bothers you Fakhoury, there are actual risks in bitcoin investment... as you may know. The informed investor will weigh it and decide the legitimacy, relevance, and impact. The intellectual "lalalala, can't hear you", is in poor taste. One can still take the other side of the trade without acting out.

"This is what gets you gay porn!!!!1!!", is also acting out, but that chapter has apparently come to a welcome close.

Honestly, you would/should have to pay money for some of the satiric banter that emanates from ahpku.     
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Permabull Bitcoin Investor
October 21, 2015, 08:40:05 PM
@Fakhoury: Go be a faggot elsewhere, ty.
@Fakhoury
Consider returning to your self-moderated thread, no need to shit up this one too.
Or back to peddling stolen MSDN keys, whichever. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=357170


No need to be harsh babe, take it easy babe  Kiss
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October 21, 2015, 08:36:45 PM
@Fakhoury: Go be a faggot elsewhere, ty.
@Fakhoury
Consider returning to your self-moderated thread, no need to shit up this one too.
Or back to peddling stolen MSDN keys, whichever. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=357170
legendary
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October 21, 2015, 08:15:55 PM
Should re-name this thread "The Everything Trollish Thread"

She enjoys stealing her thread titles from my thread, nothing new about her actually.
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October 21, 2015, 06:53:20 PM
FATF: Bitcoin Could Fuel Terrorism Financing
I <3 U, Bitcoin! Is there anything you couldn't do?
CoinDesk contributor Grace Caffyn, who only hours ago left us choking back our tears with her cruel 5 [Depressing] Facts from the Q3 2015 State of Bitcoin Report, now completes her crushing combo by falsely and slanderously lying that our Bitcoin could be used to fund terrorisms!

Why are you doing this to us, Grace? Is it possible you really didn't know that F.I.A.T. credit cards can also be used to fund terrorists? Well they could! Fund terrorists, while potentially exposing our personal infos to all sorts of East-European hackers and invading our sovereignty  sanctity privacy. And charging us huge fees to do it, too! And also not anywhere as secure as bitcoin.
Yeah, just something you conveniently forgot to mention.
Who's paying you to lie, Grace?
legendary
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October 21, 2015, 02:09:55 PM
Should re-name this thread "The Everything Trollish Thread"
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October 21, 2015, 02:07:37 PM
bitcoin has been a great experiment, but the founder left the development like a coward
Now bitcoin experiment is not moving forward, developers make wars against each other, and bitcoin itself still suffesr from inherent drawback like huge carbon footprint, increasing fees, and the impossibility to scale up for going mainstream.

it's time to move on, bitcoin is just a name after all, there could be a better bitcoin, for exemple a bitcoin 2.0
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October 21, 2015, 01:16:14 PM
5 [Depressing] Facts from the Q3 2015 State of Bitcoin Report
CoinDesk's Grace Caffyn contributes her morbid take on Coinalytics' soul-crushing Bitcoin study.
For those with no more tears left to shed, the TL;DR:
1. Trading and volatility are back up [stable currencies are for old people -ed]
2. But investment is down "I say bitcoin, and they think that's the worst thing ever."--Adam Draper
    VC investment in bitcoin companies dropped 41% from $145m to $85m – the lowest total of the last four quarters.
3. Despite the hype, no $ for emerging markets [Bitcoin of limited interest to the poorer half of the world's population, living on less than $2 a day, apparently -ed]
4. Merchant interest slumps, again
5. New York's Bitlicense divided opinion
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October 21, 2015, 10:16:50 AM
Adam Draper: Investors Don't Want to Hear the Word Bitcoin
"I say bitcoin, and they think that's the worst thing ever."
No... Really?
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October 21, 2015, 09:15:01 AM
UK E-tailer Puts Up £15,000 Bounty to Nab Bitcoin Crooks
                       
Rat out your thieving Bitcoin buddies and earn £15,000! That's £15,000 in legal, real money you won't even need to launder. Or sell for real money to gullible rubes because you don't even care who you hurt because no scruples whatsoever.
UK E-tailer Aria put a price on the heads of [the typically petty -ed] bitcoin blackmailers, and it's £15,000: more real, honest money than an average bitcoiner is likely to ever see in your life.
Bitcoin blackmailers [who likely post on bitcointalk all the time, so you probably know them well, you fink -ed] demanded 16.66 Bitcoins to not do what comes as naturally to Bitcoiners as buying overpriced drugs, guns and CP: demanding mony bitcoin to stop making a nuisance of themselves and go away already!
Fun[ny] Fact: Aria PC accepts Bitcoin payments.
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October 19, 2015, 03:12:51 PM
Pimp Your Bitcoin
Cointelegraph's Evander Smart explains how to make friends and build a bitcoin community. One sleazy pitch at a time.
- victim: “Hey, Joseph, how’s it going?” [Saying 'Hello' to a bitcoiner; bleeding profusely in shark-infested waters; slowly limping past a hungry lion while smothering self in bloody steak tartare: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! --ed]

- you:     “Oh, things are just great, Derrick. I just invested in some more bitcoin and values are on the rise. Just paid for my coffee with bitcoin.” [At this point, having often fantasized of buying coffee himself, the victim is fully enthralled. Like a hypnotized chicken. --ed]

- victim: “Oh? Yeah, I’ve heard of this bitcoin. What is bitcoin again?"
[Engorge to satiation --ed]


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October 19, 2015, 12:38:10 PM
Pt. 2: The Goxxening
'Cryptsy may have gone full Mt Gox,' claims blogger senior writer at SiliconANGLE Duncan Riley.
'Bitcoin and altcoin exchange Cryptsy (Project Investors, Inc.) may be in a serious trouble with one report over the weekend claiming that the exchange is refusing to allow users to cash out.'

These unsubstantiated allegations come as no surprize to Mr. Riley, 'given the company’s previous involvement with some of the worst scammers and criminals to have ever operated in the Bitcoin space.'
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October 19, 2015, 10:06:47 AM
...
More adoption will solve that problem.
Sure it will would.

Breaking: BTCC CEO Warns Bitcoiners about MMM Ponzi Scheme ...Stuff
'We've had reports of dubious "investments" involving #bitcoin. These may be ponzi schemes designed to steal your bitcoins.'
In MY Bitcoin?! Well, I'll be... Thanks for the heads-up, Bobby Lee.
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October 19, 2015, 09:18:49 AM
What 2016 Holds for Bitcoin Businesses
Charlie Woolnough, the co-founder of CoinCorner, explains.
Who's paying you to spread such bilious FUD, co-founder of CoinCorner and CoinDesk contributor Charlie Woolnough?

More adoption will solve that problem. The more usage of bitcoin, the higher the value of bitcoin. It can also be used as a value storage.
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October 19, 2015, 07:40:18 AM
What 2016 Holds for Bitcoin Businesses
Charlie Woolnough, the co-founder of CoinCorner, explains.

Who's paying you to spread such bilious FUD, co-founder of CoinCorner and CoinDesk contributor Charlie Woolnough?
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October 19, 2015, 04:10:23 AM
Yo Dawg, We Heard You Like Ponzi?
MMM Global Republic of Bitcoin added a Ponzi to your Ponzi. So's you can Ponzi while you Ponzi, apperently.
'Those who follow Ponzi schemes will immediately recognize the name MMM. In the 1990s, Russian fraudster Sergey Mavrodi ran one of Russia’s largest Ponzai schemes with the same name. Savvy marketing and promises of 1000%+ returns suckered tens of thousands of people into investing their savings in Mavrodi’s scheme. By 1994, when MMM’s offices were closed due to tax evasion, Mavrodi owed his investors beween 100 billion and 3 trillion rubles (between tens of millions and billions of dollars). Mavrodi spent a few years in jail, but by 2011, he was responsible for at least two other pyramid schemes.

Now Mavrodi is back in business, bigger and badder than ever. This time he is using Bitcoin.'

This Ponzi scheme will cause little damage to bitcoin. It will lead more people to bitcoin. I do not like any kind of Ponzi schemes.
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