Topic: The Pun & Fun Thread - page 21. (Read 55187 times)
To cut a long story short, I became a film editor
Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough
A friend of mine fell into the pond while we were fishing, but I didn't let him off the hook
Nostalgia is like grammar. We find the present tense and the past perfect
My girlfriend bought herself a smart car... It won't let her in
Because there are unexpected number of children waiting for him
Let's hope they are not underage
I had a threesome last night. The kids loved it
- Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
- He only comes once a year
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- Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because there are unexpected number of children waiting for him 
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- He only comes once a year
Even the sack isn't big enough for the amount of people waiting for his free gifts. He has a lot to give out 
– Why is the CEO of Apple so rich?
– Because he bears the fruit of success!
– What does a house wear?
– Address!!!
What prompts you to buy a house?
A dress ad.
– What does a house wear?
– An address!!!
Consider that there are more planes than subs (probably) altogether. When you consider it on a percentage basis, or a 1-out-of-a-thousand basis, it might not be true
Let's start with the premise that there are more planes downed on a seabed (e.g. in the Pacific region during WWII) than there are subs ever built
Planes
Submarines
Weight for weight, there's more sub metal in the sky than plane metal.
Consider that there are more planes than subs (probably) altogether. When you consider it on a percentage basis, or a 1-out-of-a-thousand basis, it might not be true
Let's start with the premise that there are more planes downed on a seabed (e.g. in the Pacific region during WWII) than there are subs ever built
Planes
Submarines
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
AT first glance, this looks like it might be true. But...
Consider that there are more planes than subs (probably) altogether. When you consider it on a percentage basis, or a 1-out-of-a-thousand basis, it might not be true.
After all. Where does the sky start? Isn't it at the earth's surface? This means that all the subs that are floating at the surface of the water, are in the sky as well as in the water. In addition, the ratio changes when a sub dives. After all, it's seldom that planes in the ocean ever surface again... although a few might be in tide waters, and a few might be raised by curiosity seekers.
It's gonna take more research to prove it one way or the other.
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
I kissed her lips, she closed her legs, I broke my glasses
My grandma at 85 years still doesn't use glasses. She drinks straight from the bottle
And do you know what I also hate? People answering their own questions!
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