Dear Autocorrect! No one uses the word "ducking", absolutely no one
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Dear Autocorrect! No one uses the word "ducking", absolutely no one
Marriage is a great institution...
...if you want to live in an institution.
...if you want to live in an institution.
My great grandfather was on Titanic, and as far as I know, he still is
I always knock on my refrigerator door before opening, just in case there's a salad dressing
A man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round
Then they all say they don't want the round, and they invest in Bitcoin instead.
A man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round
Becoming a vegetarian was a big missed steak
If the world ends, I can not see you make a post in this forum doomsday certainly there but when it happened no man knows when it's going on a lot of films that frighten us so that we can focus on doing good deeds and helping people.
Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trump’s wall... On the condition he gets to install windows
^^^ Yabut. The Dark Lady could pay hers. Is this racism?
Dark Lady - Cher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U0HFYf-fOc
Dark Lady - Cher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U0HFYf-fOc
With great power comes great electricity bill
I couldn't afford to pay my electricity bill in college. Those were dark times
There's a rumor about butter but I won't spread it
God made the world, China made the rest
^^^ With electric duck comes electric bill. But you probably won't have to worry about paying it.
Electric Rubber Ducky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnpH73lAVh8
Electric Rubber Ducky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnpH73lAVh8
With great power comes great electricity bill
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weakdays
I for one like Roman numerals
I’m as single as a dollar, and I’m not looking for change
The plural of spouse is spice
If the spouse is away, the spice are at play.
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