Topic: The Pun & Fun Thread - page 24. (Read 55187 times)
My kids after lockdown
My heart says yes, but my mom says no
You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now
The three unwritten rules of life
The die is cast!
^^^ But in Spanish, "wife" is "esposa." The plural of "esposa" is "esposas" meaning, handcuffs or shackles.
The plural of spouse is spice
If your parachute doesn't deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it
Must be murder on the eyes.
^^^ Isn't it about time that you cease and deisik?
(desist)
(desist)
Got an ice cream for my girlfriend. Best trade I ever made
If your parachute doesn't deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it
A fiary
Going viral ain't what it used to be
https://a.radikal.ru/a12/2005/93/2d014535abac.jpg
I once had a boyfriend in kindergarten. Then he got fired
I once had a boyfriend in kindergarten. Then he got fired
This one though...
Jesus that's bad 
I came into some money the other day, but the cash register was really sticky after me
Bill Gates has been fighting viruses since Windows 95
I think this is one of the reasons why wearing a mask is a bit dangerous, besides shortness of breath. I ask myself, is it true that social distancing makes some couples have sex wearing masks.
People often say "icy" is the easiest word to spell, and looking at it now I see why
I have to admit, that was pretty a cool one.
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