Topic: The Pun & Fun Thread - page 18. (Read 55198 times)
I tried looking at life through the eyes of a child, but then the child wanted his eyes back
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing and base jumping
Just moved to Iraq and started a wrecker service, it's called camel tow
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
They don’t have any organs.
They don’t have any organs.
For a limited time only, Walmart is giving away free stuff to anyone who can outrun security
How do you make holy water? You take water and boil the hell out of it!
There's a "lie" in believe
An alarm clock going off is a time bomb
Don’t get bitter, just get better
Water is heavier than butane because butane is a lighter fluid
Keep calm and come first
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake
Best assassins make a killing
Communism will never work - it has too many red flags
Say what you like about waitresses, but they bring a lot to the table
Donald Trump got the full 2020 experience... Covid & unemployment
Why can't trump go to the white house anymore?
because its FOR BIDEN
Did not see it coming to trump to be out of White house as it was For BIDEN hahaha
Why can't trump go to the white house anymore?
because its FOR BIDEN
And so what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world!
Some people are obsessed with apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow
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