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Topic: The Pun & Fun Thread - page 20. (Read 55198 times)
I dropped my phone in the bath. It's syncing now
Everyone hates lazy people even though they haven't done anything
Old relationships are a lot like algebra... You look at your x and wonder y
Finally!!! Some POSITIVE news from the White House
Tequila won't fix your life, but it's worth a shot
I tried cooking with wine for the first time yesterday... After 5 glasses I forgot why I was in the kitchen
I have a pet tree... It's like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter
I come from a family of magicians, and I have two half sisters
My dog ate two Bibles last week... Holy shit
This car will be used by Vin Diesel in next Fast & Furious movie.
My mailman has fallen into a coma... Letters pray
I hosted a party for people who struggle to reach orgasm but nobody came
Give me the keys and I will drive you crazy
The only running I do is out of patience, fucks and money
One of the two girls at work cast a spell on me, and I don't know which one is witch
I hope the pubs open soon. I need to cut down on my drinking
If your Tesla gets stolen, is it called an Edison now?
Nostalgia is like grammar. We find the present tense and the past perfect
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
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