Your points are well taken.
As for number five. I have a friend that uses:
www.elance.com
for a bunch of spreadsheet and web stuff. Most of the work is done in SE Asia for very affordable prices.
I'm sure that there's someone on there that could do what you speak of...
1. Yes, great idea. Looks like just translating the web page text would be $15-20. No sweat, but key would be identifying a translator with knowledge of crypto currency, so that words like "hash" don't end up being translated into a symbol for things that SirSmokesAlot and I may or may not have in common....
I will work on this.
2. I would suggest a few Chinese additions to the webpage before sending the text off for translation. Most of these could be done now for free (who takes care of the webpage?)
Exchanges: add BTC38.com, and Bter.com marked "coming soon"
Quotations: add current quote for CNY/UNO available at http://coinmill.com/CNY_UNO.html and https://www.coingecko.com/en/price_charts/unobtanium/cny
"Talk Uno": open an Unobtainium account on Weibo and mirror the UNO Twitter feed. It would be cool if somebody could get a Chinese girlfriend to handle this. All of mine are Vietnamese. Add link to Unobtanium Weibo in the "Talk Uno" section.
3. Once we have a Chinese webpage that mirrors the English one (same site, just choose Union Jack or Chinese Flag?),
---we see about getting a few articles published (in Chinese) that one of us writes (our standard pitch PLUS the potential for owning something so rare and EXCLUSIVE in China...) pointing people to the page.
---Hire Chinese SEO guy (maybe $100) to get our site high on Baidu (Chinese Google).
Write some short sweet emails to the major exchanges mentioned above pointing to all the publicity we just created and ask them to list UNO.
Sounds to me like about $150 could bootstrap the effort. That's about 60 UNO.
I could pay all the bills, post them here, and collect contributions after I have paid.
Anyone have more to add to this early morning brainstorm? (6:25 am Hanoi time)