Apparently the only one who got trolled by Luke-Jr was you because he wasn't trolling.
He was proposing Classic to go with CPU mining and leave the 1000 PH/s mining industry to Core. At this point, I don't know whether he was trolling, making some statement, hoping to trick the Classic devs, calling bluff on their commitment to open governance -- or genuinely believing that they would like and accept the idea.
He has been proposing this for some time and it has always been on the table. I know it doesn't fit your narrative about how miners control everything, but it has always been, and always will be, the option of users to opt for a PoW-reset if miners are viewed by the consensus of economic majority as misbehaving.
Was it you that I debated with, 1-2 years ago, about the power of miners to change the rules?
Anyway, I know that this move ("red button"? "poison pill"? "hash seppuku"?) was the official defense against an "abusive" mining majority. Of course it can be done: anyone can create a modified version of Core and make suitable incompatible changes to it, thus causing a hard fork and a coin split. And -- funny thing -- it would create a "bitcoin" that I could like, with tens of thousands of independent miners, with not too different hash power.
What is delusional is the belief that the community would follow them, consider their altcoin to be "the" bitcoin, and discard the coins that they have in the miners' branch -- so that their altcoin will retain the pre-fork price of bitcoin, while the miners' coins will become worthless.
It is like the Captain planning to "defeat" a sailors mutiny by rowing out with the First Mate in a small lifeboat, and declaring it to be the real ship.
For one thing, some of the largest mining pools are closely connected to the largest bitcoin exchanges in the world; so, if a majority mining cartel decides to force a fork, these exchanges (and their customers) will use and service the miners' branch.
If that is a serious option, why don't they do it now, and remove the risk of miner concentration?
The delusion is in thinking "bitcoin is where we, the Core devs" are.
I could do that myself now: make a copy of core, change the PoW formula, and presto: a hard fork happened, and the coin has split. If the 1000 PH/s is not important, what is the difference between my bitcoin and their bitcoin?