Well god damn, Assange is in Australia. Wow.
The next miracle will be Joe Biden being completely coherent somehow for the presidential debate on Friday I bet
and somehow Trump struggling, all of a sudden talking shite just like in the first debate in 2020.
Biden can't even leave a stage on his own normally, but suddenly he will be completely presidential for 90 minutes,
do push ups and throw 3 point basketball shots I'm sure.
Someone behind the curtain is having a big laugh with all this, that's all I can conclude.
Bunch of gangsters and crooks are in charge, it's clear.
Welcome to the upcoming 2024 presidential debate highlights
Biden....You stole classified documents and refused to return them
Trump...Folks, what happened at Mar-a-Lago is a disgrace, an absolute disgrace. Never before in the history of our great country has there been such an abuse of power. They raided my beautiful home, Mar-a-Lago, looking for so-called "classified documents." It's a witch hunt, plain and simple. The radical left and the fake news media are out to get me because they know I'm the only one standing up for you, the American people. They didn't have to do it this way. They could have asked nicely, and we would have cooperated fully, like we always do. But no, they chose to storm in, guns blazing, like we were some kind of criminals. Unbelievable. They want to intimidate us, to silence us, but we won't let them. This is just another attempt to stop our movement, but it's not going to work. We're stronger than ever, and we're going to take back our country!
Biden....The election wasn't stolen you fool. C'mon man! You lost in 66 court cases, many overseen by judges you appointed. There's zero evidence. Get over it man.
Trump...Folks, we all know what happened. The 2020 election was stolen. It was a rigged election, the most corrupt in the history of our country. We had millions and millions of votes that were just mysteriously found, all for Joe Biden. Can you believe it? They stopped counting in key states where we were leading by a lot, then suddenly, boom, all these votes come in for Biden in the middle of the night. It's a disgrace.
We had more votes than any sitting president in history, and yet they want us to believe that Joe Biden, who campaigned from his basement, got more votes than Barack Obama? Give me a break. The fake news media, the big tech giants, and the Democrats all conspired to take this election away from the American people. We can't let this happen. We need to fight back and ensure that our elections are free, fair, and honest. We're not going to let them get away with this!
Biden....You're a convicted felon man
Trump.....Folks, what they're doing to me in New York is a total and complete witch hunt. These 38 felony convictions, it's a joke, an absolute joke. The judge is conflicted. This is the radical left, the corrupt prosecutors, and the fake news media all working together to take me down because they know they can't beat us at the ballot box. They have nothing, absolutely nothing, but they want to make it look like I'm some kind of criminal.
It's all political. They're targeting me because I stand up for you, the American people, and they can't stand it. They can't stand that we exposed the swamp, that we brought jobs back, that we secured our borders, and that we made America great again. They want to silence us, but it's not going to happen. We will continue to fight, we will continue to win, and we will continue to make America great again!
Biden.....Here's the deal...You've been found liable for sexual assault man.
Trump...Folks, it's unbelievable what's happening. The civil sexual assault case against me—it's a complete sham, a total disgrace. The system is rigged, absolutely rigged, against people like us who want to make America great again. They found me liable, but it's all based on lies, all lies. This is just another attempt by the radical left and the fake news media to destroy me because they know they can't beat me any other way. The accusations are false, totally false. I don't even know these people. They come out of nowhere with these ridiculous claims from decades ago. It's all part of a coordinated effort to take me down. They want to distract us from the real issues, like the economy, our borders, and our national security. But we're not going to let them. We're going to keep fighting, we're going to keep winning, and we're going to continue to put America first!
Biden.....You've been indicted on 4 counts for conspiring to stop the peaceful transfer of power using fraudulent fake electors among other things.
Trump....Folks, this indictment against me regarding the so-called insurrection is a total and complete sham. It's a witch hunt, plain and simple. They are trying to pin this on me, but everyone knows the real story. We had a peaceful rally, a rally filled with love and patriotism. We were standing up for our country, for free and fair elections. But the radical left, the Democrats, and their friends in the fake news media, they want to twist this around. They want to make me the villain because they know they can't beat me at the ballot box. They talk about an insurrection, but what about the violence and destruction from Antifa and BLM? They don't talk about that. It's a double standard, a disgrace.
This indictment is just another attempt to silence us, to stop our movement. But we're not going to let them. We're stronger than ever, and we're going to continue to fight for our country. We're going to continue to make America great again, no matter what they throw at us!
Biden... How's your real estate business in New York doing?
Trump...Folks, the New York business fraud case against me is a total scam, an absolute disgrace. It's a politically motivated witch hunt by the radical left, and everyone knows it. They've been after me from day one because they can't stand that we made America great again. They can't stand that we brought jobs back, lowered taxes, and stood up for our great country. The judge is corrupt. They're claiming my businesses committed fraud, but it's all lies. My businesses are some of the best in the world, the most successful. We've done everything by the book, everything perfectly. But they don't care about the truth. They only care about trying to take me down because they know they can't beat us at the ballot box. This is about stopping our movement, but we're not going to let them. We're going to fight back, we're going to win, and we're going to keep making America great again. The American people see through this, and they know it's all a big, fat hoax. We're stronger than ever, and we're not going to let these corrupt politicians and prosecutors get away with this!
Biden.....How's that other indictment going down in Georgia?
Trump...Folks, the Georgia election case indictment against me is a total and complete sham. It's yet another witch hunt by the radical left, the Democrats, and their friends in the fake news media. They can't stand that we exposed the fraud and corruption in the 2020 election, so now they're coming after me with these bogus charges. They're claiming that I tried to overturn the election results, but all I did was fight for the integrity of our elections, to make sure every legal vote was counted and every illegal vote was thrown out. We had massive evidence of fraud, and they know it. But instead of addressing the fraud, they want to indict me and silence our movement. This is all political. They want to stop us because they know we're winning. They know that we're going to take back the White House and make America great again. But we're not going to let them get away with this. We're going to fight back, we're going to win, and we're going to restore honesty and integrity to our elections. The American people are with us, and we're going to keep fighting for them!
Biden...Will you shut up man....
