Your gifs are funny, but your reasoning is so retarded that I'm forced to think you're trolling.
Let me ask you a very simple question: don't you realize that debt money is bad money?
You already have LOTS of it. You already have a "global currency": debt. I really don't know what you're babbling about when you start with your "Ripple superior to BTC" song.
Honestly, are you serious?
I'm aware you don't know what I'm "babbling" about, as it relates to Ripple, because you don't understand Ripple. You're prejudiced against anything not Bitcoin, thus remain ignorant to what Ripple really is. Truly, Ripple is not a Bitcoin competitor or replacement. It could become that, but that is the choice of the people. That is not what Ripple is for. Ripple could actually make Bitcoin more accessible to more people and businesses, without more people or more business actually having to deal directly in Bitcoin. It's a win, win for Bitcoin. Sure beats begging businesses to accept Bitcoin in numerous forum threads.
How your "debt" point is even relevant, I'm still trying to figure that out.